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@aspiringdorito.bsky.social
Here lies a thotty gay (He/Him/His)
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
We love a day off. Should be a fun afternoon.
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We love a day off. Should be a fun afternoon.
Damn. Shoulda put that right here. Would have cured my case of the Mondays
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Damn. Shoulda put that right here. Would have cured my case of the Mondays
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
32 🥸
32 🥸
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
32 🥸
32 🥸
Big same. Literally been me all day today
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Big same. Literally been me all day today
I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants
Tell me it's laundry day without telling me it's laundry day
September 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tell me it's laundry day without telling me it's laundry day
Perfect cook's drink for Sunday dinner
August 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Perfect cook's drink for Sunday dinner
I certainly do 🥂
July 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I certainly do 🥂
A+ Friday night, honestly
July 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A+ Friday night, honestly
Holidays to me mean making food for the people I love. Just so happened that my chest and shoulders had something to say while I was cooking today.
July 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Holidays to me mean making food for the people I love. Just so happened that my chest and shoulders had something to say while I was cooking today.
Nothing like taking all your clothes off immediately after getting off work
June 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Nothing like taking all your clothes off immediately after getting off work
May 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes you just have to pull it out the side
May 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Sometimes you just have to pull it out the side
I guess shoulders were shouldering tonight
April 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I guess shoulders were shouldering tonight
Softie Saturday and all that 😅
March 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Softie Saturday and all that 😅
So nice to find some time to relax and enjoy hump day
February 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So nice to find some time to relax and enjoy hump day
Ended up in NYC this weekend and somebody with me snapped this portrait. I thought it looked really cool. Since I deleted all my other socials, y'all get to see it even though it's not my usual 😂
February 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ended up in NYC this weekend and somebody with me snapped this portrait. I thought it looked really cool. Since I deleted all my other socials, y'all get to see it even though it's not my usual 😂
If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 9 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify
February 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 9 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify
Figured I might as well join the party
January 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Figured I might as well join the party
Bating in the new year
January 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bating in the new year
Support your local queer bars (and their bathroom graffiti)
December 17, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Support your local queer bars (and their bathroom graffiti)
Sometimes you just have to get it out
December 14, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Sometimes you just have to get it out
The farthest I've been able to move so far this morning after getting my ass absolutely destroyed yesterday
November 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
The farthest I've been able to move so far this morning after getting my ass absolutely destroyed yesterday
switch vibes
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
switch vibes
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵