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@aspiringdorito.bsky.social
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Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
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Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵
We love a day off. Should be a fun afternoon.
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We love a day off. Should be a fun afternoon.
Damn. Shoulda put that right here. Would have cured my case of the Mondays
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Damn. Shoulda put that right here. Would have cured my case of the Mondays
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just fuck me already my god
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
just fuck me already my god
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
32 🥸
32 🥸
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This snow is so lovely and just the picture-perfect light and fluffy first snow ☺️ I got home from work, took a poof or two, and did exactly this ❄️🚿🔥
There’s something that just gets me going in a steamy shower or bath whenever it’s snowing outside… 🍆 ❄️ 🔥
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November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This snow is so lovely and just the picture-perfect light and fluffy first snow ☺️ I got home from work, took a poof or two, and did exactly this ❄️🚿🔥
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i, for one, very much look forward to all the stuffing and basting posts tomorrow 👀
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i, for one, very much look forward to all the stuffing and basting posts tomorrow 👀
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Penciled in some stretching into my busy WFH day
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Penciled in some stretching into my busy WFH day
Big same and this makes me feel so much better about it ngl
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Big same and this makes me feel so much better about it ngl
Gotta share perfection when you see it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Gotta share perfection when you see it.
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this is incredibly accurate and also making a flash mob joke is the most 38-year-old-2009-twitter post i can think of
bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
this is incredibly accurate and also making a flash mob joke is the most 38-year-old-2009-twitter post i can think of
I wonder if there's something like this in Minneapolis because that sounds so fucking good.
Might finally go to the naked yoga class this week. I know this is my alt but it’s not what you think it’s a regular class just naked. It just makes it grounding as fuck.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wonder if there's something like this in Minneapolis because that sounds so fucking good.
Literally same except it's the chicken stock that I made and need to put into quart containers 😩
As always the task i've been putting off all weekend (divvying up a bunch of chicken I cooked a couple days ago into 1 meal portions) took 10 minutes and was painless.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Literally same except it's the chicken stock that I made and need to put into quart containers 😩
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LITERALLY
I wonder how many of my bodily pains would be solved if I just sat in a chair correctly for once
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
LITERALLY
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I really love looking at my friends holes 😮💨
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I really love looking at my friends holes 😮💨
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asking me to breed you while i’m in process of breeding you 🥵
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
asking me to breed you while i’m in process of breeding you 🥵
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I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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::abruptly pulling back from making out with a super hot guy I just met::
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
::abruptly pulling back from making out with a super hot guy I just met::
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
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My biggest piece of gym advice is to not wait to feel motivated to get started. Force yourself to start and then the motivation will come and you’ll keep going longer and harder than you thought you would. 💪
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My biggest piece of gym advice is to not wait to feel motivated to get started. Force yourself to start and then the motivation will come and you’ll keep going longer and harder than you thought you would. 💪
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How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip