dick chupacabra
@aspiringdorito.bsky.social
Here lies a thotty gay (He/Him/His)
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
Reposted by dick chupacabra
just fuck me already my god
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
just fuck me already my god
You're too kind 😄
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You're too kind 😄
I wanna stuff my face in there
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I wanna stuff my face in there
Please don't shave for a bit 🥺
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Please don't shave for a bit 🥺
If I didn't have to work at 8:30am tomorrow, I'd probably be ending up at the Saloon tonight. Seems like a fun night for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If I didn't have to work at 8:30am tomorrow, I'd probably be ending up at the Saloon tonight. Seems like a fun night for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lookin fresh!
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Lookin fresh!
I would love to take on that challenge. Not sure if there's anything hotter than a bottom fully releasing all control 😈
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I would love to take on that challenge. Not sure if there's anything hotter than a bottom fully releasing all control 😈
This makes me want to spend all afternoon bating with you
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This makes me want to spend all afternoon bating with you
I have a backwards hat does that count
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I have a backwards hat does that count
I'm not about their data privacy. I barely trust Whoop given their relationship to RFK
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm not about their data privacy. I barely trust Whoop given their relationship to RFK
Fuuuuck I wish that was on my tongue
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fuuuuck I wish that was on my tongue
This is really fun to look at
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is really fun to look at
Send me one and I'll model it for you 😏
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Send me one and I'll model it for you 😏