Roadkill
@aspiringroadkill.bsky.social
Insomniac Inbetweener. Artist. Nature lover. Software Dev. Chronically ADHD. I sometimes leave lil treats in alt texts for images because the character limit is far longer.
How I treat posts like this
June 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
How I treat posts like this
Can you say "Police State"?
That's Correct!
That's Correct!
April 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can you say "Police State"?
That's Correct!
That's Correct!
"As a consultant I'm certain you've considered starting a podcast"
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
April 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"As a consultant I'm certain you've considered starting a podcast"
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
The Republican party really wants to kill off its voter base at near breakneck speeds, I wonder how many people are going to kick the bucket purely because they can't get the help they need in time.
March 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Republican party really wants to kill off its voter base at near breakneck speeds, I wonder how many people are going to kick the bucket purely because they can't get the help they need in time.
Therapist: The Tubi Flesh Hat isn't real he can't hurt you
The Tubi Flesh Hat Man...
The Tubi Flesh Hat Man...
February 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Therapist: The Tubi Flesh Hat isn't real he can't hurt you
The Tubi Flesh Hat Man...
The Tubi Flesh Hat Man...
Here's a couple of stickers from a telegram sticker pack I love
February 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Here's a couple of stickers from a telegram sticker pack I love
Not my cat but my god I would pet
January 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not my cat but my god I would pet
Going to use this image on a pamphlet titled "So you accidentally purchased a car from a Nazi? The grieving process and how to move on" and put it under the windshield wiper of every tesla and cyber truck I see in Denver
January 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Going to use this image on a pamphlet titled "So you accidentally purchased a car from a Nazi? The grieving process and how to move on" and put it under the windshield wiper of every tesla and cyber truck I see in Denver
Guys when you tell them to not explain soulsbourne lore because you'll "get to it eventually"
January 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Guys when you tell them to not explain soulsbourne lore because you'll "get to it eventually"
Someone emailed my business email and despite it being their first email to me they started the email with "just to follow up from our previous email..."
so I sent him this
so I sent him this
January 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone emailed my business email and despite it being their first email to me they started the email with "just to follow up from our previous email..."
so I sent him this
so I sent him this
Damn maybe they should change their "burns their coffee on purpose" policy and one day I might remember they exist enough to spend more than 0 dollars a year there
January 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Damn maybe they should change their "burns their coffee on purpose" policy and one day I might remember they exist enough to spend more than 0 dollars a year there
I would be like...
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I would be like...
My brother and I have conversations I love to take out of context
October 19, 2024 at 6:37 PM
My brother and I have conversations I love to take out of context
This advert claims these sunglasses are responsible for preventing the super wealthy in Dubai from getting into car crashes. There is no website to actually purchase them from (good) and clicking on the advert only takes you to the full video which also doesn't lead to anywhere which is confusing.
September 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
This advert claims these sunglasses are responsible for preventing the super wealthy in Dubai from getting into car crashes. There is no website to actually purchase them from (good) and clicking on the advert only takes you to the full video which also doesn't lead to anywhere which is confusing.
What In the actual "I smell burnt toast" is this fucking title
September 6, 2024 at 12:17 AM
What In the actual "I smell burnt toast" is this fucking title
I don't know how to shade a cat clearly
September 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I don't know how to shade a cat clearly
I like to doodle on my phone a lot using ibis paint, I did this during class one day and while it's simple I still like it a lot
September 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I like to doodle on my phone a lot using ibis paint, I did this during class one day and while it's simple I still like it a lot
Temu is selling fucking construction equipment now and I really wish I could call the police on an app
September 2, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Temu is selling fucking construction equipment now and I really wish I could call the police on an app
#Midra sounds like Winnie the Pooh during his cutscenes and I'm not an artist but I had to do something
#EldenRing #ShadowOfTheErdtree
#EldenRing #ShadowOfTheErdtree
July 28, 2024 at 7:13 AM
#Midra sounds like Winnie the Pooh during his cutscenes and I'm not an artist but I had to do something
#EldenRing #ShadowOfTheErdtree
#EldenRing #ShadowOfTheErdtree
On Sundays I've started really enjoying hiking in places with no cell signal. Today was my first serious hike since I had a health scare and it felt good
June 2, 2024 at 11:50 PM
On Sundays I've started really enjoying hiking in places with no cell signal. Today was my first serious hike since I had a health scare and it felt good