Roadkill
@aspiringroadkill.bsky.social
Insomniac Inbetweener. Artist. Nature lover. Software Dev. Chronically ADHD. I sometimes leave lil treats in alt texts for images because the character limit is far longer.
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Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
How I treat posts like this
June 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
How I treat posts like this
Resisting the urge to roast the guy with a "Fortnite Legend" hat in case he challenges me to a battle in Fortnite
June 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Resisting the urge to roast the guy with a "Fortnite Legend" hat in case he challenges me to a battle in Fortnite
Can you say "Police State"?
That's Correct!
That's Correct!
April 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can you say "Police State"?
That's Correct!
That's Correct!
It's been genuinely amazing (in a neutral sense) how extremists in general get really offended when other extremists treat them the exact same way.
And now we have historic moments of one extremist pushing another into what should have been a normal fucking meeting.
And now we have historic moments of one extremist pushing another into what should have been a normal fucking meeting.
President Zelenskyy described his meeting with President as potentially historic.
We have to see that. It also paraphrases that Putin was missing once again at a world historic event. Not good for him. For Russia this is very painful.
We have to see that. It also paraphrases that Putin was missing once again at a world historic event. Not good for him. For Russia this is very painful.
April 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's been genuinely amazing (in a neutral sense) how extremists in general get really offended when other extremists treat them the exact same way.
And now we have historic moments of one extremist pushing another into what should have been a normal fucking meeting.
And now we have historic moments of one extremist pushing another into what should have been a normal fucking meeting.
Trying to explain to a co-worker how, just because something is written into a job description, doesn't mean it is a feasible expectation to have.
"It IS an expectation we have..."
Alright bitch, clone me since you want me to be in two places at once and see out the back of my head.
"It IS an expectation we have..."
Alright bitch, clone me since you want me to be in two places at once and see out the back of my head.
April 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Trying to explain to a co-worker how, just because something is written into a job description, doesn't mean it is a feasible expectation to have.
"It IS an expectation we have..."
Alright bitch, clone me since you want me to be in two places at once and see out the back of my head.
"It IS an expectation we have..."
Alright bitch, clone me since you want me to be in two places at once and see out the back of my head.
There's no stupid questions if you are 8 but when you become an elected official you are expected to know the fucking basics 😂
I'm sorry, but yes there are stupid questions
April 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
There's no stupid questions if you are 8 but when you become an elected official you are expected to know the fucking basics 😂
My best friend, who I adore into fine particulate, is trans, she has a biological kid with her wife and was the sole breadwinner for YEARS. She did everything in the house.
the level of cracked where you can't conceive of trans women cooking
April 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My best friend, who I adore into fine particulate, is trans, she has a biological kid with her wife and was the sole breadwinner for YEARS. She did everything in the house.
Go pick up your car
Bring some goddam roses
Explain that only a filthy lib would back down from their word and as a manly man you gotta follow through
Date for an appropriate 2-3 years
Find out he's a diamonds gal, propose with a diamond ring on top of a Milwaukee M18 impact wrench.
Get Married
Bring some goddam roses
Explain that only a filthy lib would back down from their word and as a manly man you gotta follow through
Date for an appropriate 2-3 years
Find out he's a diamonds gal, propose with a diamond ring on top of a Milwaukee M18 impact wrench.
Get Married
I accidentally said I love you at the end of a call with my mechanic, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one
April 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Go pick up your car
Bring some goddam roses
Explain that only a filthy lib would back down from their word and as a manly man you gotta follow through
Date for an appropriate 2-3 years
Find out he's a diamonds gal, propose with a diamond ring on top of a Milwaukee M18 impact wrench.
Get Married
Bring some goddam roses
Explain that only a filthy lib would back down from their word and as a manly man you gotta follow through
Date for an appropriate 2-3 years
Find out he's a diamonds gal, propose with a diamond ring on top of a Milwaukee M18 impact wrench.
Get Married
I am quite literally the opposite of all of these things.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I am quite literally the opposite of all of these things.
THREAD:
With #niantic doing a big fuckin round of layoffs after seeing their company for literally billions it's once again come my attention that game development companies will stab you in the back, frequently, and when you turn around and face them, they will stab you again.
With #niantic doing a big fuckin round of layoffs after seeing their company for literally billions it's once again come my attention that game development companies will stab you in the back, frequently, and when you turn around and face them, they will stab you again.
April 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
THREAD:
With #niantic doing a big fuckin round of layoffs after seeing their company for literally billions it's once again come my attention that game development companies will stab you in the back, frequently, and when you turn around and face them, they will stab you again.
With #niantic doing a big fuckin round of layoffs after seeing their company for literally billions it's once again come my attention that game development companies will stab you in the back, frequently, and when you turn around and face them, they will stab you again.
I know this is parody because Trump doesn't HAVE friends
Trump says no tariffs on new Mario Kart: "I remember playing it on the Nintendo 64 with my friends. Man why don't we do that anymore. Just playing split screen on the carpet staying up all night. Wish I could go back before Instagram and cell phones ruined it. When did we get so old"
April 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I know this is parody because Trump doesn't HAVE friends
"As a consultant I'm certain you've considered starting a podcast"
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
April 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"As a consultant I'm certain you've considered starting a podcast"
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE
P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.
This is really testing the boundary between parody and prophecy
New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive
New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive
WASHINGTON—In an effort to help customers living in areas with little or no access to abortion care, Clearblue announced Monday that its pregnancy tests sold in the U.S. market would now come with a f...
theonion.com
April 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is really testing the boundary between parody and prophecy
Unironically going to hate-forward this to a few people
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Unironically going to hate-forward this to a few people
#Bloomscrolling is the epitome of bluesky's fuck you attitude towards the negativity that was cultured the petri dish that was twitter.
April 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#Bloomscrolling is the epitome of bluesky's fuck you attitude towards the negativity that was cultured the petri dish that was twitter.
Question I asked my co-worker today:
"Do you think in 100 years we will look back at kanye west like we look at can gogh now?"
"Do you think in 100 years we will look back at kanye west like we look at can gogh now?"
March 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Question I asked my co-worker today:
"Do you think in 100 years we will look back at kanye west like we look at can gogh now?"
"Do you think in 100 years we will look back at kanye west like we look at can gogh now?"
Unironically how I've managed to stay so upbeat so often
March 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Unironically how I've managed to stay so upbeat so often
The Republican party really wants to kill off its voter base at near breakneck speeds, I wonder how many people are going to kick the bucket purely because they can't get the help they need in time.
March 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Republican party really wants to kill off its voter base at near breakneck speeds, I wonder how many people are going to kick the bucket purely because they can't get the help they need in time.
Boycotts are famously part of the origin story of the United States
My knowledge of history is abysmal HOWEVER.
even I can remember that.
Boycotts are legal and even if they weren't they can't make us buy a Tesla with money we don't have because of taxes we paid and they are misusing.
My knowledge of history is abysmal HOWEVER.
even I can remember that.
Boycotts are legal and even if they weren't they can't make us buy a Tesla with money we don't have because of taxes we paid and they are misusing.
seriously.... big ups on a visible, sustained, invigorating protest movement thats giving me hope in darkness
Wow, so I guess the #TeslaTakedown is working.
March 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Boycotts are famously part of the origin story of the United States
My knowledge of history is abysmal HOWEVER.
even I can remember that.
Boycotts are legal and even if they weren't they can't make us buy a Tesla with money we don't have because of taxes we paid and they are misusing.
My knowledge of history is abysmal HOWEVER.
even I can remember that.
Boycotts are legal and even if they weren't they can't make us buy a Tesla with money we don't have because of taxes we paid and they are misusing.
CSS is a foul, repugnant demon sent from the flaming sulfur pits to torment ADHD developers who don't have enough mental RAM to pinpoint which stupid thing is breaking up the chain
March 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
CSS is a foul, repugnant demon sent from the flaming sulfur pits to torment ADHD developers who don't have enough mental RAM to pinpoint which stupid thing is breaking up the chain
In my hubris as a junior developer I said "yeah that should be easy" to something that was very much not easy but it's resulting in a lot of needed accessibility features and cleaner code.
March 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In my hubris as a junior developer I said "yeah that should be easy" to something that was very much not easy but it's resulting in a lot of needed accessibility features and cleaner code.
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There's a crypto conference in town and I keep getting crypto bros asking why I'm not into crypto and I wanna tell them that it's because I'm not a fucking chud but I just tell them I'm not smart enough and that gives them a lil tent in their trousers
March 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
There's a crypto conference in town and I keep getting crypto bros asking why I'm not into crypto and I wanna tell them that it's because I'm not a fucking chud but I just tell them I'm not smart enough and that gives them a lil tent in their trousers
I did most of the front end development of this feature and my favorite part is that the button that initially displays the modal will change during an active upload to display "uploading" with a progress circle.
I am so ADHD with no object permanence so that feature is designed for people like me
I am so ADHD with no object permanence so that feature is designed for people like me
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March 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I did most of the front end development of this feature and my favorite part is that the button that initially displays the modal will change during an active upload to display "uploading" with a progress circle.
I am so ADHD with no object permanence so that feature is designed for people like me
I am so ADHD with no object permanence so that feature is designed for people like me