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aspiringroadkill.bsky.social
Roadkill
@aspiringroadkill.bsky.social
Insomniac Inbetweener. Artist. Nature lover. Software Dev. Chronically ADHD. I sometimes leave lil treats in alt texts for images because the character limit is far longer.
Great and all but like

Any message you try and convey is self defeating when you pair it with AI art
June 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yeah I don't have a sex I GIVE sex 💅
June 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What the fuck that's not a fucking bug that's clearly a PHYSALIA PHYSALIS
also known as Portuguese Man o' war

Or as I knew em, blue bottles

It's really strange that yours isn't in the ocean and instead on your wall and also looks like a cat, that's very abnormal you should be concerned
June 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Bad pickup lines are the bread and butter of an interesting relationship

"Are you lisdexamphetamine 50mg? Because you are the first thing I want in my mouth each day"

Does it work? Idk I'm too scared to use it irl
June 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I mean I can fix that but right now I'm horny for a gyro and a good nights sleep
May 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm going through my likes trying to find a specific post and since I can't re-like this one I'm sneaking in to say I hope you had your better and many more to follow
May 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Post bigger numbers
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think she has Macro-Plastics in her brain
April 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Feels very art deco and classy and body goals
April 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I'm a big platinum stan. It felt like playing diamond AND pearl with extra awesome stuff and better end game content. I still emulate it occasionally
April 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When did we stop calling them "Golden"
April 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Show me which obelisk you purchased for your sanctum
April 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Like an angel 🥹
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We will see if my morals cause my plans to fall apart, but I still think about that one time 8 years ago I tripped over someone's cat. I literally couldn't live with myself if I fucked over a friend like the industry has been doing lately
April 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm confident I could effectively choose a very small, very dedicated team of individuals that if I just treat them right, will be willing to grow past any internal conflicts. And I plan on treating them WELL.
April 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM