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Asteria the Hag
@asteriathehag.bsky.social
Head Witch In Charge at Hag Deal Gaming

#bivisibility #bigreaterinvisibilty

[I mostly care about #daggerheart and #nysirens, please Baba Yaga tempt me not into Discourse]

https://www.hagdealgaming.com/
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Can we all resolve this year to make some stuff in a medium we're new to and bad at?

Like, fuck AI. Draw some unrecognizable fan art. Build a shitty table. Frustrate yourself to tears trying to crochet. Maybe you'll keep trying and get better, or maybe you'll just be fucking alive.
I personally corrected the spelling of two names and otherwise I am not allowed to interfere with this. *I solemnly swear!!!!*
START THE PRESSES!!! We're beyond honored to share that @saint-eephus.bsky.social has launched the Queen of Daggers, Heart of Fire wiki.

It already has so much great info! You can find out how "Caudal" is spelled, which NPCs are hot, and that Augurie is the bestest girl. #lore

qodhof.fandom.com
Client Challenge
qodhof.fandom.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Hey so what newspaper we reading these days?
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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The whole "Grok admits" "Grok apologizes" thing reminds me of the famous IBM presentation quote that evidently everyone has forgotten. And I do think representing your brand on social media counts as a "management decision".
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Apparently during the @thepwhl.com broadcast today, they announced that the Friday @newyorksirens.com home game would feature a costume contest and a Broadway ticket scavenger hunt. This was not mentioned to ANY of us at the arena today and is findable nowhere online. What...what the actual eff.
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
When I was 18 I worked at Old Navy and took my job in the men's khaki section VERY SERIOUSLY. When tasked with giving out tshirt club cards, I made sure EVERY customer was offered one.

Including the woman in sunglasses trying to be invisible while her BF bought khakis, aka Neve Campbell.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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if you see a cat, you win! :D
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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One thing that keeps me safe from/while engaging with RPG discourse is the fact that I actually play RPGs. Regularly, passionately, with people from all walks of life. I love my hobby, I engage with it deeply, I am comfortable and secure in it, and no one can take that away from me!
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My mother got me both the carefully researched flannel sheets AND the carefully researched GM gear backpack I requested, Millennial middle age 10/10
December 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can we all resolve this year to make some stuff in a medium we're new to and bad at?

Like, fuck AI. Draw some unrecognizable fan art. Build a shitty table. Frustrate yourself to tears trying to crochet. Maybe you'll keep trying and get better, or maybe you'll just be fucking alive.
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I have been drawed. @chaoticbeautiful.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
reminder that AI is still fucking useless
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Heading to the #shoresyfallclassic... Just remembered I've been wearing Nat's coat.
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Announcing our campaign to convert totally normal unsuspecting weirdoes into Daggerheart GMs.

#daggerheart #rpg #gmtips #fearmongers #tryingtomakethatathing

youtube.com/shorts/u6Sih...
Why You—Yes YOU—Should Run A Daggerheart Game | #daggerheart #ttrpg #gmtips #paxunplugged #dnd
YouTube video by Hag Deal Gaming
youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#daggerheart players/GMs, real question:

It's been pointed out to me that I don't use the Spotlight System in combat. If I don't remember, I ask, "Who hasn't gone yet?" Do you think I'm losing something?

(This hasn't slowed things down; players tell me immediately.)
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
::me lamenting that I tried to edit a recording of myself in TikTok::

Me: ...but I do love the filters. They make me look less old and greasy.
Spouse: But those are the best things about you!

Get yourself a man who appreciates a hag.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Did you know there are companies whose entire business is making and selling backpacks/other bags online yet see no need to show photos of those bags' interiors?
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Stayed behind for thanksgiving because I picked up some virus at the con. Specifically had not restocked the kitchen cuz we were gonna be away for four days. Can't/won't order anything fun to eat today.

Glad I get to keep the cat company, and rest, but wish I at least had a pot pie in the freezer 😞
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Asked this helpful person for a selfie because "I love whiteboards and good signage." #paxunplugged #capricorn
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Man dressed as pirate: You look SPECTACULAR.
Me: Thank you!
Woman behind me in full blue Tiefling cosplay: Thank you.

#PAXUnplugged
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Who's got two pockets full of wine and is about to see some D&D comedy?
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The Harvest Court contains multitudes, and our Poets no longer no whom, or what, to trust. It's been a long, weary road, after all, marked by loss and upheaval. But when the Queen of Harrows questions you, you don't want to lose your head...

www.hagdealgaming.com/episode-11-a...
Episode 11: A Harrowing
The Capital and The Queen
www.hagdealgaming.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The South Parkian ethos of "conservatives being bad is preferable to liberals being annoyingly correct" has reached its apotheosis atop a mountain of child rape victims
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wait why does Gen Z hate "I did a thing?" What do they say when they did a thing???
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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The moral of the story: forget about what AI *can* do.

Copyright and enshittification mean technology already works as well as companies want it to.

What is AI *likely* to do?
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is the drum I'll never stop beating, and I don't know why no one else is talking about it.

A parable:

Google and Sonos were in court for YEARS over whether my smart speakers were allowed to do the basic thing I bought them to do.

That resolved, for my purposes at least, but now...
To the extent that AI actually *could* make things faster, smoother, more practical and less confusing...it won't. Because that would require multiple proprietary softwares integrating seamlessly, and their owners don't want that. End of story.

IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD but for technology.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM