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Astolpho

@astolphokitten.bsky.social

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2d/3d furry artist, VR nerd, whatever the therian version of a kindergartener is. Enjoyer of subby ageplay, clean diapers, and moms & dads! 18+ only. 💛 @jj-dogdog.bsky.social 💛 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/astolpho https://t.me/pebblemakes

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · Jul 28

So, Vket was fun!

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, no, these are all folks who are fairly close to me in age (or older!) who recognize the comic, they were just unaware that I was the creator

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 8h

Watching half a dozen friends on a discord server who know me first and only as a tiny lion in vrchat react to this post tonight with "wait, ASTOLPHO drew that??" has been both a surprise and a delight today. Here I thought it was common knowledge!

Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 11h

Because more people need the endorphins from it, the Firefox cookies comic by @astolphokitten.bsky.social

1 a man working on his computer.
2 a Fox crawls on the desk. The man says "Oh, hey Firefox! What's up?"
3 the fox leans on the computer, saying "Gotta clear your cookies."
4 the fox opens the tower and a cascade of chocolate chip cookies pour out.
5 the fox happily eats them.
6 the man says "That's a lot of cookies" to which the fox responds "yup."
7 the man asks "can I have one" as the fox keeps eating.
8 the fox hurriedly scoops up the cookies
9 grumpy, the fox says "No."
10 the fox scoots backwards holding the pile of cookies.
11 the fox falls off the desk with a "WHUMP"
12 the man leans over to ask "You okay, buddy?" to which the fox replies off frame "No. No, I'm not okay."

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 18d

can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

it's very reassuring to know you can just go to that place whenever you need to and it's always there!

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a wicked and unusual boy @myrrlyn.net · 1d

every day i go in to the office and collaborate with a graphical UI designer and every time he says he’s updated figma for me i do not say “figma balls” back at him. i would like a fifty thousand dollar bonus for this effort please

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, so being "bricked up" just means you have a boner? This whole time I thought it was supposed to be like a cask of amontillado situation, but horny

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𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 @4kcarpet.bsky.social · 5d

4K CARPET OUT EVERYWHERE

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

Forky carpit

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 2d

Man, you can't reason forward from facts with people who reason backward from wants

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 3d

This discourse is ancient history but the comic needed to be finished

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 2d

Sending out cards to my friends that says Sorry For How I Acted The Other Day When I Heard Three Sounds At Once

HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 2d

All my fellow autistic kids that were punished for their overstimulated meltdowns, how y'all doing?

HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 2d

Real "I hope my emotions don't destroy all the good things I've actively tried to cultivate" hours

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 3d

Ma'am, I'm a survivor of dial-up BBSes, usenet, yahoo groups, and livejournal; migration is the only constant

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 3d

Did you know that some big cats can be socialized to canines very effectively, if you're willing to take an unconventional approach? It's true, ask @hom.ph!

(cw watersports, feral)

A quadrupedal snow leopard wearing a pink harness, reinforced booties over all of its paws, and a muzzle over its face glares up at a humanoid canine who is using a trail urinal while smirking down at the cat. There's a hose connecting the trail urinal to the snow leopard's mouth, and the leopard is leashed to an anchor point on the ground. There's a trail sign fixed next to the urinal, which reads:

BIG CAT TERRITORIAL BEHAVIORAL CONDITIONING PROJECT. PLEASE MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT WHILE IN USE.

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Geary @gearydigit.bsky.social · 3d

Geary was having a great run in a high-level dungeon, soloing right up until the end boss... only to lose and get hit with a nasty curse. From there, working their way back out of the dungeon proved... problematic. But don't worry, the effect will wear of in... uh oh...

🎨@thekoboldking.bsky.social

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 3d

that's how I felt filling it out, like I needed to write a paragraph of specific context for each

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 3d

*bangs fists on highchair tray* FAT MOMS FAT MOMS FAT MOMS

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 3d

It's so much worse when everyone can see!

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 3d

To the surprise of absolutely nobody! Feel free to ask for clarification if you're curious.

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

every single time I open Notion it wants to update itself like it's Jeffrey Combs who's gotta flush last week's iteration of Weyoun

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

I fear that the vocabulary changes, but the definitions do not

Fred from Scooby Doo unmasking a ghost labeled "Agere" to reveal that it's just TBDL underneath

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 5d

waiting for your edible to hit and then proceeding to only flirt with you in the light rail transit announcer voice

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Zibe🌱🎃 @zibe.bsky.social · 7d

Werewolves- parent edition!
I need to draw more like this

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BIRDBRAIN 🔞 @vurrsys.bsky.social · 6d

this post is evergreen

bonjoonheaux on tumblr: BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,".

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay.

reblog from orcgirlcock on tumblr: sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom: i don't know... that's scary...

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fox noises (red means recording) @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 5d

That was a lot of fun!!

Album is out now. If u bought it right when it dropped, please re-download to get the txt file that tells u how to get the M8 bundles.

soundvision.bandcamp.com/album/supers...

Might want to do it via the email you got when you bought it, Bandcamp is falling over right now.

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 5d

If it's not, it's an untapped market niche.