Astor
@astorblue.bsky.social
🖖 Crewman aboard the NX-01 Enterprise 🖖
👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑
☀️ Solarpunk ☀️
⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️
✌️ Peacemonger ✌️
✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨
👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑
☀️ Solarpunk ☀️
⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️
✌️ Peacemonger ✌️
✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨
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![georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck
September 17, 2023 at 1:32 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreifavlsv7ynaoan42zqtmisjlryuzwl6uovspg3ybv4oeq3yd5vjgy@jpeg)
That is always the case 😭
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That is always the case 😭
Mr. Jones and me
staring at the spreadsheets
staring at the spreadsheets
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mr. Jones and me
staring at the spreadsheets
staring at the spreadsheets
me, having my third meltdown of the day before noon: this is it, my sanity has finally given up the ghost, it's been a good run, tell my wife I said hello
my five-headed dipshit twink of a doctor:
my five-headed dipshit twink of a doctor:
a cartoon character with a big blue head and spikes on his collar
ALT: a cartoon character with a big blue head and spikes on his collar
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
me, having my third meltdown of the day before noon: this is it, my sanity has finally given up the ghost, it's been a good run, tell my wife I said hello
my five-headed dipshit twink of a doctor:
my five-headed dipshit twink of a doctor:
[more spoilers: deltarune]
me: ...oh so kris met the forgotten man in the forest when des disappeared huh, and the tree is blocking out the memory
my poor kid: ... why do you think that?
me: who else would be forgotten behind a tree
(I was right)
me: ...oh so kris met the forgotten man in the forest when des disappeared huh, and the tree is blocking out the memory
my poor kid: ... why do you think that?
me: who else would be forgotten behind a tree
(I was right)
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
[more spoilers: deltarune]
me: ...oh so kris met the forgotten man in the forest when des disappeared huh, and the tree is blocking out the memory
my poor kid: ... why do you think that?
me: who else would be forgotten behind a tree
(I was right)
me: ...oh so kris met the forgotten man in the forest when des disappeared huh, and the tree is blocking out the memory
my poor kid: ... why do you think that?
me: who else would be forgotten behind a tree
(I was right)
