Astor
@astorblue.bsky.social
🖖 Crewman aboard the NX-01 Enterprise 🖖
👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑
☀️ Solarpunk ☀️
⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️
✌️ Peacemonger ✌️
✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨
👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑
☀️ Solarpunk ☀️
⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️
✌️ Peacemonger ✌️
✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨
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genuine question has anybody else gotten onto the cosmic horror anthropomorphized train crossing signs eating each other side of the internet or is it just me
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
genuine question has anybody else gotten onto the cosmic horror anthropomorphized train crossing signs eating each other side of the internet or is it just me
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![georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck
September 17, 2023 at 1:32 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreifavlsv7ynaoan42zqtmisjlryuzwl6uovspg3ybv4oeq3yd5vjgy@jpeg)
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The company I work for has hired a pair of operational efficiency specialists, really looking forward to having to document every moment of my day for the next six months as a method of begging for the privilege to not starve
a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to each other .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to each other .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The company I work for has hired a pair of operational efficiency specialists, really looking forward to having to document every moment of my day for the next six months as a method of begging for the privilege to not starve
This morning's mood:
donald duck is laying in a bed with his eyes closed
ALT: donald duck is laying in a bed with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This morning's mood:
Mr. Jones, keeping me company at work
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mr. Jones, keeping me company at work
I've been feeling like an absolute wreck for the past few days and was fully convinced that I'd finally broken my brain in an irreparable way until I noticed this evening that my dumbfuck doctor ordered the wrong dosage of one of my brain medications like an absolute garbage monster 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I've been feeling like an absolute wreck for the past few days and was fully convinced that I'd finally broken my brain in an irreparable way until I noticed this evening that my dumbfuck doctor ordered the wrong dosage of one of my brain medications like an absolute garbage monster 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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back at the urgent care vet with little Jack O'Lantern 😞
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
back at the urgent care vet with little Jack O'Lantern 😞
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so fucking tired of people saying AI "democratizes" creative skills, it's fucking privatizing it you dumb fuck, they're stealing your creativity from you and selling it back to you at a premium
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
so fucking tired of people saying AI "democratizes" creative skills, it's fucking privatizing it you dumb fuck, they're stealing your creativity from you and selling it back to you at a premium
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
holy shit I played the heck out of this game when I was a kid and entirely forgot about its existence until this exact moment
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
holy shit I played the heck out of this game when I was a kid and entirely forgot about its existence until this exact moment
[spoilers: deltarune]
me, three beers deep, watching my kid play deltarune: oh so des is darkner jesus
me, three beers deep, watching my kid play deltarune: oh so des is darkner jesus
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
[spoilers: deltarune]
me, three beers deep, watching my kid play deltarune: oh so des is darkner jesus
me, three beers deep, watching my kid play deltarune: oh so des is darkner jesus
the face of a man who just got in trouble for eating his hemorrhoid cream
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the face of a man who just got in trouble for eating his hemorrhoid cream
What is best in life? To crush your clients, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their internal IT teams.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What is best in life? To crush your clients, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their internal IT teams.
Oh hey, my day job's payroll got processed early so I was able to take advantage of Black Friday to get Colonel Jack O'Lantern a nice space heater!
The breezeway (his recovery room) does have a heater but it's an insanely expensive, loud, and inefficient gas heater so yaaay!
The breezeway (his recovery room) does have a heater but it's an insanely expensive, loud, and inefficient gas heater so yaaay!
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh hey, my day job's payroll got processed early so I was able to take advantage of Black Friday to get Colonel Jack O'Lantern a nice space heater!
The breezeway (his recovery room) does have a heater but it's an insanely expensive, loud, and inefficient gas heater so yaaay!
The breezeway (his recovery room) does have a heater but it's an insanely expensive, loud, and inefficient gas heater so yaaay!
me: why do I feel so on edge and off balance today
my morning psychiatric meds staring at me from next to my water bottle:
my morning psychiatric meds staring at me from next to my water bottle:
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
me: why do I feel so on edge and off balance today
my morning psychiatric meds staring at me from next to my water bottle:
my morning psychiatric meds staring at me from next to my water bottle:
you know what's extremely fucking cool and completely disrespected in modern times? (besides vanilla, the finest of the flavors?)
apples
the history, the variety, the spectrum of shapes, sizes, colors, flavors, growth conditions, you can get an apple damn near anywhere in the world 🍎🌏
apples
the history, the variety, the spectrum of shapes, sizes, colors, flavors, growth conditions, you can get an apple damn near anywhere in the world 🍎🌏
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
you know what's extremely fucking cool and completely disrespected in modern times? (besides vanilla, the finest of the flavors?)
apples
the history, the variety, the spectrum of shapes, sizes, colors, flavors, growth conditions, you can get an apple damn near anywhere in the world 🍎🌏
apples
the history, the variety, the spectrum of shapes, sizes, colors, flavors, growth conditions, you can get an apple damn near anywhere in the world 🍎🌏
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I have lost the ability to read out a string of numbers without sounding like a number station
I love that about me
I love that about me
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have lost the ability to read out a string of numbers without sounding like a number station
I love that about me
I love that about me
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
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this is all fun and games but you gotta go outside and breathe the fucking air to live, this shit ain't real, this is the fucking illusory realm, this is the realm of spectacle and unsuppressed urges man, this is 100% performance, none of this means jack shit, peel your fucking eyes away
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
this is all fun and games but you gotta go outside and breathe the fucking air to live, this shit ain't real, this is the fucking illusory realm, this is the realm of spectacle and unsuppressed urges man, this is 100% performance, none of this means jack shit, peel your fucking eyes away
I just want a kind man who will show me all of his Warhammer miniatures and/or Gundam models and also let me peg him and honestly I don't feel like I'm asking for that much
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just want a kind man who will show me all of his Warhammer miniatures and/or Gundam models and also let me peg him and honestly I don't feel like I'm asking for that much
Me: hey how do I do this thing
Head of IT: that's not possible in the new version
Me: that doesn't make any sense
Head of IT: 🤷♂️
Me: I'll figure it out my damn self then
[10 minutes later]
Me: figured it out, absolutely is possible
Head of IT: 👍
me: you don't actually understand what I did do you
Head of IT: that's not possible in the new version
Me: that doesn't make any sense
Head of IT: 🤷♂️
Me: I'll figure it out my damn self then
[10 minutes later]
Me: figured it out, absolutely is possible
Head of IT: 👍
me: you don't actually understand what I did do you
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Me: hey how do I do this thing
Head of IT: that's not possible in the new version
Me: that doesn't make any sense
Head of IT: 🤷♂️
Me: I'll figure it out my damn self then
[10 minutes later]
Me: figured it out, absolutely is possible
Head of IT: 👍
me: you don't actually understand what I did do you
Head of IT: that's not possible in the new version
Me: that doesn't make any sense
Head of IT: 🤷♂️
Me: I'll figure it out my damn self then
[10 minutes later]
Me: figured it out, absolutely is possible
Head of IT: 👍
me: you don't actually understand what I did do you