astrid
@astridbomb.bsky.social
the greatest bluesky user of all time
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the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
June 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
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it's my great pleasure to present you with my latest post
July 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
it's my great pleasure to present you with my latest post
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
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“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down.
December 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down.
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here’s how my thanksgiving spread is coming along! unfortunately i’m sitting in the other room and the kitchen is on the other side of this wall but hopefully you get the idea
November 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
here’s how my thanksgiving spread is coming along! unfortunately i’m sitting in the other room and the kitchen is on the other side of this wall but hopefully you get the idea
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Hosting Thanksgiving this year
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Hosting Thanksgiving this year
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in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
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JAX 6 - 52 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
JAX 6 - 52 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.
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Stop asking Santa for the perfect woman for Christmas, please.
I almost got kidnapped TWICE by elves last year.
I almost got kidnapped TWICE by elves last year.
November 18, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Stop asking Santa for the perfect woman for Christmas, please.
I almost got kidnapped TWICE by elves last year.
I almost got kidnapped TWICE by elves last year.
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top 10 simpsons moments
10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
top 10 simpsons moments
10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
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the mirror account didn’t catch the final score but this was a scorigami
Score Update:
JAX 6 - 52 DET
7:49 4Q
This game has a 74.06% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 52-6 (33.3%)
JAX 6 - 52 DET
7:49 4Q
This game has a 74.06% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 52-6 (33.3%)
November 17, 2024 at 11:15 PM
the mirror account didn’t catch the final score but this was a scorigami
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I would like to speak up today for the trans community.
You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1
You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I would like to speak up today for the trans community.
You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1
You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1
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it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
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A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
November 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: it would be so dope to eat at the world’s best restaurants
operator: yes. yes, it would
me: [click]
me: it would be so dope to eat at the world’s best restaurants
operator: yes. yes, it would
me: [click]
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: it would be so dope to eat at the world’s best restaurants
operator: yes. yes, it would
me: [click]
me: it would be so dope to eat at the world’s best restaurants
operator: yes. yes, it would
me: [click]
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“It’s the weekend once again. Time to whip up a Friday night meal that can’t be beat.”
-Jon Bois
-Jon Bois
November 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
“It’s the weekend once again. Time to whip up a Friday night meal that can’t be beat.”
-Jon Bois
-Jon Bois
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welcome to awesome vlog: stairs edition
October 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
welcome to awesome vlog: stairs edition
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