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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 9h

Nazis only ever have one joke, I guess. Can't even have diversity in their comedy.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Mar 3

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 15h

And you are doing what? Why did you not push for Bondi to be held in contempt of Congress for answering zero questions yesterday? "Nothing will happen." Doing nothing always results in nothing happening.

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 16h

Wow. Fuck you. How many people are you willing to let die? How many skulls do you need for your throne?

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 2d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 1d

Ruben Gallego on whether Trump is talking to Democrats:

“Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia, so I think there's a he's probably talking to himself, or think he's talking to a Democrat, but I sincerely doubt that that's actually he's actually physically talking to a Democrat.“

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 1d

Dear youtube, I will always block ads on your webpage, no matter how hard you try to make it. You can fuck all the way off with your antisocial tricks.

Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 1d

It's going to be so fun watching her cry as they lead her off to prison.

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 2d

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 2d

"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 2d

Another day, another dumb-as-hell arxiv paper from that guy who wouldn't know science if it traveled across the galaxy from where it was formed to briefly interact with our solar system.

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 2d

At what point will they rule that fraud is just an expression of free speech?

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine going home afterwards and having to tell your family that you had to retreat because The Frog jostled aggressively at you. "The armor and guns did nothing to stop The Frog's magic!"

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 3d

Draw me not away with the wicked, and with the workers of iniquity, which speak peace to their neighbors, but mischief is in their hearts. Psalms 28:3. Verses 4 and 5 are pretty good as well, but they love to only quote selectively.

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 4d

Open data over everything.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 4d

Some folks here are calling out ISP troopers by name, looking up their salaries, and roasting them.

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 4d

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 4d

They already took your funding. You could at the very least not parrot their lies.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4d

The ICE agents deploying these are people without necessary training, those who couldn’t cut it in police training or didn’t want to join the military.

They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.

Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 4d

Remaining feds left the scene in a large caravan, deploying more tear gas straight into the crowd - and right at my feet - as they left.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 5d

Breaking news: Sanae Takaichi was elected to lead Japan's governing party, paving the way for her to become the country's first female prime minister.

Japan Set for First Female Prime Minister

Sanae Takaichi, a hard-line conservative, was elected as leader by Japan’s governing party, paving the way for her to become prime minister of the coalition government.

nyti.ms

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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 7d

Having a good time watching the latest @secretsleepoversociety.com vod

The "you wouldn't steal a car" text reading "you wouldn't poison a flatbread"

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 5d

You could use it to store your morals. If you had any.

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Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 5d

Coward. Just state the facts: this is illegal, and anyone who "does it anyway" is a criminal.

Astro Chris @astrochris.bsky.social · 5d

Some people can't be seen to be vulnerable, lest others act on that vulnerability. Therefore, the harshest punishments must be applied to anyone who points out that they're not immortal.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 5d

I have seen no better theory.

Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 5d

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 6d

Greta Thunberg: “My name is Greta Thunberg . I'm a citizen of Sweden. If you are watching this video, I have been abducted and taken against my will by Israeli forces.. Please tell my government to demand my and the others' immediate release.” #GlobalSumudFlotilla #3E

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