Not too late to create a FIFA WAR PRIZE. Someone get Infantino on the phone.

‘week long timeout’ is a subset of ‘guillotine’

That’s racist

“The American chef has failed to make the cut… he’s *cooked*” [and he gets boiled alive, to quell dissent and stoke fear of the power of the capitol]

“Stay tuned to see who gets *roasted*, and who gets *baked*! You *knead* to pay attention!”

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Iron Chef is rad! But what if it was an actual… elimination show? 👀

I fold.

If only he could somehow connect the patch back up to the rest of his nervous system — maybe via sideburns?

Let’s have The “Hunger Games” but it’s an elimination style cooking show where each country sends a chef, like the olympics.

As found in the “ethnic foods” section

That’s why my parents paid for braces — to break the cycle of generational trauma at last.

Do you account for viscosity?

Oh sorry, save that one for a later question-taking time

Yes! And sometimes it’s just a single bar or even sound on a loop at a phantom tempo

heart stars? …oh

おいしそう！

It’s funny how the same people who prattle on about the necessity of capitalism in “innovation” are actively fighting (and how!) to preserve the regressive status quo where convenient for their personal interests.

Innovate everything!*

*except labor laws, environmental regulations, ethics codes…