Tom Crowley Simulator 2026
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
Writer, actor, comedian. Listen to my sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com
Meet your local Reform candidate for Minehead!
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Meet your local Reform candidate for Minehead!
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
Return of the King.
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Return of the King.
Fans of Crowley Time should deffo check out The Big Muddler by @matthewcrampton.bsky.social! A variety podcast where alongside new writing, Matthew performs old drinking songs, reads comic poetry and dramatises creaky old jokes. Beautiful music and presentation. Listen! thebigmuddler.buzzsprout.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Fans of Crowley Time should deffo check out The Big Muddler by @matthewcrampton.bsky.social! A variety podcast where alongside new writing, Matthew performs old drinking songs, reads comic poetry and dramatises creaky old jokes. Beautiful music and presentation. Listen! thebigmuddler.buzzsprout.com
YES! Do I look like Deidre Rachid!?
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 AM
YES! Do I look like Deidre Rachid!?
Weapons (2025), dir. Zach Cregger
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Weapons (2025), dir. Zach Cregger
Oops! Crowley Time is coming back to @machcomedyfest.bsky.social this May! 6pm, Sat 2nd. Come on a futuristic comedy space beano in a beautiful historic venue! Guest stars TBC, and that dancing fool @odinnoh.bsky.social will provide live sound and music! Tickets: machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/cr...
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Oops! Crowley Time is coming back to @machcomedyfest.bsky.social this May! 6pm, Sat 2nd. Come on a futuristic comedy space beano in a beautiful historic venue! Guest stars TBC, and that dancing fool @odinnoh.bsky.social will provide live sound and music! Tickets: machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/cr...
Just left The Glitch in Waterloo with a huge smile on my face after seeing Justine Malone’s I’ll Be Back, a fantastic one-woman play riffing on The Terminator with bags of laughs, an excellently crafted story and some real tear-jerking bits. It’s on until Monday! www.tickettailor.com/events/vault...
January 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Just left The Glitch in Waterloo with a huge smile on my face after seeing Justine Malone’s I’ll Be Back, a fantastic one-woman play riffing on The Terminator with bags of laughs, an excellently crafted story and some real tear-jerking bits. It’s on until Monday! www.tickettailor.com/events/vault...
WOW! Absolutely over the moon that CROWLEY TIME WITH ME, TOM CROWLEY won the inaugural Best Podcast award at the #GoldenGlobes 2026! Thank you to the panel, to my many guests, to all my listeners, my parents and God. We did it! 🏆
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
WOW! Absolutely over the moon that CROWLEY TIME WITH ME, TOM CROWLEY won the inaugural Best Podcast award at the #GoldenGlobes 2026! Thank you to the panel, to my many guests, to all my listeners, my parents and God. We did it! 🏆
Hot thrusters! Look at this incredible painting of Link Tangent, Space Cartographer from my sketch comedy podcast Crowley Time, by listener @moniquegraceart.bsky.social! I am in awe. Particularly of the detail of the charted planets. Thanks Monique! Listen to Crowley Time here: crowleytime.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Hot thrusters! Look at this incredible painting of Link Tangent, Space Cartographer from my sketch comedy podcast Crowley Time, by listener @moniquegraceart.bsky.social! I am in awe. Particularly of the detail of the charted planets. Thanks Monique! Listen to Crowley Time here: crowleytime.com
Hey hang on
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Hey hang on
Wake Up Dead Man (2025). I’ve really enjoyed all these Knives Out movies, proper genre romps with fun mysteries and well-defined characters. They wear their influences on their sleeves, but crucially involve fun characters, plot points and scenarios that eg. Christie couldn’t have used in her day.
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wake Up Dead Man (2025). I’ve really enjoyed all these Knives Out movies, proper genre romps with fun mysteries and well-defined characters. They wear their influences on their sleeves, but crucially involve fun characters, plot points and scenarios that eg. Christie couldn’t have used in her day.
The Straight Story (1999), devastatingly moving, utterly unassuming. David Lynch’s brilliantly offbeat observation of people coupled with a painfully affecting warmth. Immediately one of my favourite films I’ve ever seen.
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
The Straight Story (1999), devastatingly moving, utterly unassuming. David Lynch’s brilliantly offbeat observation of people coupled with a painfully affecting warmth. Immediately one of my favourite films I’ve ever seen.
The theme of my birthday this year is ‘unconventional sci-fi women from the eighties’.
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 AM
The theme of my birthday this year is ‘unconventional sci-fi women from the eighties’.
Any other good New Year episodes? All I can think of are Dinnerladies: Minnellium and Frasier: RDWRER.
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Any other good New Year episodes? All I can think of are Dinnerladies: Minnellium and Frasier: RDWRER.
Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!
Hello from sea.
December 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hello from sea.
Always makes me happy that Phil Oakey is wearing a Dark Judges t-shirt in the video for Together in Electric Dreams. It's entirely irrelevant and doesn't match the content or mood of the song at all. The crime isss life!
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Always makes me happy that Phil Oakey is wearing a Dark Judges t-shirt in the video for Together in Electric Dreams. It's entirely irrelevant and doesn't match the content or mood of the song at all. The crime isss life!
Tomorrow, Sunday 14th December at 6pm, I’m guesting live on The LOL Show with Chris Smith! Then available to watch on YouTube after. Tune in at www.lovedabeatradio.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tomorrow, Sunday 14th December at 6pm, I’m guesting live on The LOL Show with Chris Smith! Then available to watch on YouTube after. Tune in at www.lovedabeatradio.co.uk
Four Candles and Dead Parrot are fine and everything, but I'm still going to stick my neck out and say this is the best sketch ever on telly.
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Four Candles and Dead Parrot are fine and everything, but I'm still going to stick my neck out and say this is the best sketch ever on telly.
Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day! crowleytime.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day! crowleytime.com
Hoisin crispy owl.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hoisin crispy owl.
Just booted up Star Wars: Rogue Squadron on the N64 for a quick go. It’s still excellent. The biggest thrill is that it’s one of the few video game experiences where you get to play as Denis Lawson.
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Just booted up Star Wars: Rogue Squadron on the N64 for a quick go. It’s still excellent. The biggest thrill is that it’s one of the few video game experiences where you get to play as Denis Lawson.