Tom Crowley Simulator 2026
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
Writer, actor, comedian. Listen to my sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com
Daaaaang iiiiiiiit
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Daaaaang iiiiiiiit
Curse those science and medicine graduates! They could be making people watch Harlan Coben’s Lazarus!
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Curse those science and medicine graduates! They could be making people watch Harlan Coben’s Lazarus!
I like when Idle accidentally drops his arm for a second when the soldiers set off.
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I like when Idle accidentally drops his arm for a second when the soldiers set off.
Noo further questions! ✊
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Noo further questions! ✊
YES! Do I look like Deidre Rachid!?
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 AM
YES! Do I look like Deidre Rachid!?
This is how we get justice!
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This is how we get justice!
I’ll bring Penelope Keith.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’ll bring Penelope Keith.
Daaaaamn iiiiiiit
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Daaaaamn iiiiiiit
Er, no, no, I have (just) won the Warburton’s Contirbution To Humanity Prize, lifetime’s supply of rolls.
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Er, no, no, I have (just) won the Warburton’s Contirbution To Humanity Prize, lifetime’s supply of rolls.
I also asked for total control of Greenland because I too am a mad old cunt.
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I also asked for total control of Greenland because I too am a mad old cunt.
Powdered egg on Hovis all round!
January 19, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Powdered egg on Hovis all round!
I’ll book out the boardroom at the MOD.
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I’ll book out the boardroom at the MOD.
And what a brighter world it would be! This is a good point, Hell hath no fury like an Ambush Bug collector scorned. Starmer had better sort his act out!
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 AM
And what a brighter world it would be! This is a good point, Hell hath no fury like an Ambush Bug collector scorned. Starmer had better sort his act out!
You will buy British stetsons from British manufacturers and like it!
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 AM
You will buy British stetsons from British manufacturers and like it!
“In fact, this isn’t even a roast battle, this is a carvery! Who are you?”
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
“In fact, this isn’t even a roast battle, this is a carvery! Who are you?”
“I just think sometimes words can hurt and you should think about the consequences of that”
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
“I just think sometimes words can hurt and you should think about the consequences of that”
“Don’t you know who I am? You’ll never work again!”
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
“Don’t you know who I am? You’ll never work again!”