Alex Gradet
@atomicgiant.bsky.social
alex gradet // he/him
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
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writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
judo flip chop chop chop
A street artist near me posted this up next to a FUCK ICE collage.
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A street artist near me posted this up next to a FUCK ICE collage.
To the generation of ppl who may only know his work from Voldemort-onward, I feel compelled to remind you that Ralph Fiennes used to be so insanely hot that you could market a whole movie with a close-up of his face.
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
To the generation of ppl who may only know his work from Voldemort-onward, I feel compelled to remind you that Ralph Fiennes used to be so insanely hot that you could market a whole movie with a close-up of his face.
Bovino's replacement confirmed:
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Bovino's replacement confirmed:
His POV on the ride out of Minnesota
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
His POV on the ride out of Minnesota
aw fuck no plz be fake …..
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
aw fuck no plz be fake …..
I still remember the NY Times calling Richard Spencer "dapper" before that one American hero ended his relevancy for good.
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I still remember the NY Times calling Richard Spencer "dapper" before that one American hero ended his relevancy for good.
Literal David Brent strategy.
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Literal David Brent strategy.
If I had a nickel for every time James Cameron’s box office juggernaut got knocked out of the no. 1 spot by a mid-at-best sci fi movie starring a famed sitcom doofus, I’d have etc. which isn't so on but it's weird so forth
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If I had a nickel for every time James Cameron’s box office juggernaut got knocked out of the no. 1 spot by a mid-at-best sci fi movie starring a famed sitcom doofus, I’d have etc. which isn't so on but it's weird so forth
The Strokes On Lithium didn't really do it for me
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
The Strokes On Lithium didn't really do it for me
"... unless you want to get a presidential pardon," he hastened to add.
January 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"... unless you want to get a presidential pardon," he hastened to add.
Why did I read this quote in this exact voice and cadence?
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Why did I read this quote in this exact voice and cadence?
Hey, quick question:
Why is coming after me (not an elected official, i don't work for you) a better use of your energy than going after your reps (elected officials who work for you)?
Also ... "overwhelmingly votes against ICE"? lol lmao even
Why is coming after me (not an elected official, i don't work for you) a better use of your energy than going after your reps (elected officials who work for you)?
Also ... "overwhelmingly votes against ICE"? lol lmao even
January 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Hey, quick question:
Why is coming after me (not an elected official, i don't work for you) a better use of your energy than going after your reps (elected officials who work for you)?
Also ... "overwhelmingly votes against ICE"? lol lmao even
Why is coming after me (not an elected official, i don't work for you) a better use of your energy than going after your reps (elected officials who work for you)?
Also ... "overwhelmingly votes against ICE"? lol lmao even
Valley Glen CA says Fuck ICE
(artist unknown but deeply appreciated)
(artist unknown but deeply appreciated)
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Valley Glen CA says Fuck ICE
(artist unknown but deeply appreciated)
(artist unknown but deeply appreciated)
SINNERS doesn't deserve its Oscar™ noms bc it is simply not plausible that Smoke would have taken one look at this person and not walked away from the whole juke joint enterprise.
(cinemasins ding)
(cinemasins ding)
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
SINNERS doesn't deserve its Oscar™ noms bc it is simply not plausible that Smoke would have taken one look at this person and not walked away from the whole juke joint enterprise.
(cinemasins ding)
(cinemasins ding)
HEY.
I have known some total whores in my life and they are lovely ppl. Don't lump this monster in with them.
I have known some total whores in my life and they are lovely ppl. Don't lump this monster in with them.
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
HEY.
I have known some total whores in my life and they are lovely ppl. Don't lump this monster in with them.
I have known some total whores in my life and they are lovely ppl. Don't lump this monster in with them.
Every day that ICE goes unabolished I will enlarge Lil Bitch Dan Bovino's podium by 10%
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Every day that ICE goes unabolished I will enlarge Lil Bitch Dan Bovino's podium by 10%
Insane in hindsight that the evening news crew is two randos, a Trump supporter, and a J6er.
January 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Insane in hindsight that the evening news crew is two randos, a Trump supporter, and a J6er.
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?