Purple Stuff Preferer
@atomicpurple90s.bsky.social
I own a super soaker 300 MINT IN BOX but I still feel empty inside
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED…
…because Elder Scrolls: RUN!, a free-to-play endless runner, launches on Nintendo e-shop… later today!!!
#nintendo #nintendodirect #eldenring
#diarrhea #fuckICE
…because Elder Scrolls: RUN!, a free-to-play endless runner, launches on Nintendo e-shop… later today!!!
#nintendo #nintendodirect #eldenring
#diarrhea #fuckICE
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED…
…because Elder Scrolls: RUN!, a free-to-play endless runner, launches on Nintendo e-shop… later today!!!
#nintendo #nintendodirect #eldenring
#diarrhea #fuckICE
…because Elder Scrolls: RUN!, a free-to-play endless runner, launches on Nintendo e-shop… later today!!!
#nintendo #nintendodirect #eldenring
#diarrhea #fuckICE
Yea he’s insane, fuck all republicans, etc. but the idea of anyone on the right entertaining the opinion of animal rights activists without calling them woke and gay is so surreal to me
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Yea he’s insane, fuck all republicans, etc. but the idea of anyone on the right entertaining the opinion of animal rights activists without calling them woke and gay is so surreal to me
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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
Hearing reports that Greg Bovino (4’7”) has tragically passed away trying to suck his own dick.
He is survived by the dumbest fucking kid you knew from highschool who reposts Dan Bongino memes on Facebook.
“Headstrong, I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone”
1970-2026
He is survived by the dumbest fucking kid you knew from highschool who reposts Dan Bongino memes on Facebook.
“Headstrong, I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone”
1970-2026
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Hearing reports that Greg Bovino (4’7”) has tragically passed away trying to suck his own dick.
He is survived by the dumbest fucking kid you knew from highschool who reposts Dan Bongino memes on Facebook.
“Headstrong, I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone”
1970-2026
He is survived by the dumbest fucking kid you knew from highschool who reposts Dan Bongino memes on Facebook.
“Headstrong, I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone”
1970-2026
That Airbnb commercial is so funny.“Here are pics of these athletes sleeping, brought to you by the company everyone always thinks has secret cameras in their properties”
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
That Airbnb commercial is so funny.“Here are pics of these athletes sleeping, brought to you by the company everyone always thinks has secret cameras in their properties”
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
Regular Coke (Opposite Day)
January 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Regular Coke (Opposite Day)
I hate saying it: the new Avatar was juiceless. Padded run-time and the big set pieces regurgitated from the superior previous movies. Also 48 fps SUCKS ASS. Like watching a 2X speed video game stream. There was also a baby crying the whole time. Like at a 8:15 show. Get that kid to bed!
January 22, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I hate saying it: the new Avatar was juiceless. Padded run-time and the big set pieces regurgitated from the superior previous movies. Also 48 fps SUCKS ASS. Like watching a 2X speed video game stream. There was also a baby crying the whole time. Like at a 8:15 show. Get that kid to bed!
National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1. 21% on rotten tomatoes, 100% in my heart. VILDERNESS GEERLS!
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1. 21% on rotten tomatoes, 100% in my heart. VILDERNESS GEERLS!
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A member of the Black Panther Party at ICE protests in Philadelphia
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
A member of the Black Panther Party at ICE protests in Philadelphia
Everything Trump touches obviously turns to shit, but everything the #giants touch also turns to shit, so we could see a great canceling out in NY with Harbaugh becoming The One
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Everything Trump touches obviously turns to shit, but everything the #giants touch also turns to shit, so we could see a great canceling out in NY with Harbaugh becoming The One
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🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
Inside you are two wolves who don’t believe in chemotherapy
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Inside you are two wolves who don’t believe in chemotherapy
This is all just Clear and Present Danger (1994) but if Jack Ryan wasn’t in the movie at all and the Armed Services Committee tweeted “FAFO! Saturdays are for the BOYS!”
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
This is all just Clear and Present Danger (1994) but if Jack Ryan wasn’t in the movie at all and the Armed Services Committee tweeted “FAFO! Saturdays are for the BOYS!”
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For pretty much the entirety of my adult life, I've been told that I have to grant infinite grace to the troops, who are always only ever wayward innocent lambs led astray by evil men, who presumably only signed up for the largest military on earth for purely peaceful and noble reasons
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
For pretty much the entirety of my adult life, I've been told that I have to grant infinite grace to the troops, who are always only ever wayward innocent lambs led astray by evil men, who presumably only signed up for the largest military on earth for purely peaceful and noble reasons
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has such sites to show you
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has such sites to show you
jUsT dO iT ThE riGHt waY!!!1
We live under a vile, homicidal state
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
jUsT dO iT ThE riGHt waY!!!1
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Charlie once had fulnecky too
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Charlie once had fulnecky too
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
@robdelaney.bsky.social glad they got the egg back from you but wondering why they also pictured your #BluePenis - did you pee the egg out? Answer immediately
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@robdelaney.bsky.social glad they got the egg back from you but wondering why they also pictured your #BluePenis - did you pee the egg out? Answer immediately