Jesus Christ the anti dog-earring crowd has got to stop being so precious about their books. Do you know what else damages books? Literally everything, it’s not that fucking deep. God damn these people act like you’ve murdered someone for folding some paper

Another day, another IKEA bag to sit in

Takeaways from Mickey17:
Tim Key really just does show up everywhere I’m not expecting him

In a pigeon costume on a spaceship, for example

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

Times are bleak, it’s true. But people are still out here doing incredible work now, when it matters most.

Activists in KY bought land slated for a new prison, and will now fill it with native plants and use it as an intertribal gathering location.
🌱🌎🧪🌿

Pesto only showed my psychologist her butthole one time in a 45 minute zoom, so you know. Progress

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

She’s obsessed with the ikea bag. It’s been weeks. I can’t move the bag. I don’t understand

having a really fun time sending mike braun emails about how he’s a douche

I would really love if all the men in Indy finally realized that the Garage, better known as A FOOD COURT, is not a first date spot

That explains a lot.

Love that everyone has collectively forgotten how god awful David Lynch movies are

Conversation with my dad while watching Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling-Bee:
Dad: polystyrene
Me: …yeah?
Dad: he just spelled that
Dad: he did a good job

I’ve been saying that Lana del rey is a horrible person for YEARS and I feel so vindicated recently

C'mon Men. Step up and do your part, since you care so much.

Gifting perfume is bizarre. “Here’s how I think you should smell” okay thanks…??????

Christmas Adults are way more obnoxious than Disney Adults. I will not be taking feedback