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LeAnn Crimes
@audhdylan.bsky.social
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Gay, autistic, vegan, socialist in Seattle. Run-on mixed metaphor. Watches Pokémon en español. Learning ASL. Trans Rights. Free Palestine. Abolish ICE.
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Bingo card updates:
bingo card has a free space, 'measles' and 'attempted general strike' are now crossed off, and 22 other pending events: More brands proudly offer AI-free products/services, Nick Cannon gets a vasectomy, Meteor hits White House, Kristi Noem fired, cast for S1 of Real Housewives of America, We lose a bunch of beloved celebrities, Luigi set free, launches OnlyFans, Senate floor fist fight, 36+ Democrats announce they're running for President, Target files bankruptcy, Mattress stores exposed, Dems sweep midterms, Massive nationwide Internet outage, Piracy resurgence and government starts to go after VPNs, YouTube Adpocalypse 2.0, AI CEO has a psychotic break, JD Vance marries Erika Kirk, Waymo car kills someone high profile, Trump coughs up blood on live TV, Another stimmy check signed by Trump, Dozens of right-wingers outed, Trump properties violently targeted by ex-MAGA and RFK Jr. wants lead back in gasoline.
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Foldmaxxing with @wawhistles.bsky.social today. #FuckICE
Folding informational zines with other volunteers at a WA Whistles get together
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Listen...
A shirtless Linus from Linus Tech Tips holding a bunch of black USB cables wrapped around his neck with moody red lighting
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Let me start by saying phrenology is discredited and bad but also why do the worst men in law enforcement and ICE always look like the flat head texture files from The Sims 1?
Flattened sprite for a Sim head where a mustached guy with hair on the sides but none on top is flattened out so in one square you can see the graphics for the top, back, sides, and face all in one image. Same deal but this guy has a full head of dull blonde hair and he looks like a cop or a thumb what's the different anyway
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Filed for unemployment for the first time ever.
Zohran on the floor with his back to the wall and a stressed expression saying "oh God I want to die"
January 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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Luigi Mangione as a saint figure
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Chat, is this good?
Hundreds of squares representing companies across all sorts of industries, literally all of them washed in red representing significant stock value losses
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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This is what it feels like to ratio a member of Congress.
Person at a dark event of some sort, arms back and knees bent, with what appears to be a powerful beam of bright light emiting from their chest and into the sky
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Imagine explaining this to someone rapping her verse on Monster in 2010.
Nicki Minaj humiliates herself at a podium with Trump and the worst Shark Tank guy as a Fox News chyron reads "Minaj: I'm president Trump's number one fan"
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Hi.
Me taking a black and white mirror selfie. I have short curly hair, a black long sleeve shirt, some bracelets, and glasses.
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Millennial joins yet another new social platform.
Kid holding giant magnets up to a CRT TV creating rainbow effects on the screen
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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RETVRN
Installing Warcraft III on a 2011 iMac running Windows XP
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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lol, lmao even
New York Post headline: Officer ‘will lose finger’ after unhinged Minnesota rioters bite him during protests: DHS
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Mekhi Phifer stressed smoking a cigarette meme but with like a dozen cigarettes between each finger, in his mouth, and over his ear
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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Do you think we can enlist the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile (which hands out Weenie Whistles, btw) in the ICE Out / whistle movement?
A hand holds up a Weenie Whistle with the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile in the background.
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Me keeping up with the memes:
Old Taiwanese man with an array of dozens of phones playing Pokemon Go
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Meanwhile, at "the Board of Peace"...
Ketheric, Orin, and Gortash from Baldur's Gate 3
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Brenda from Scary Movie 2 saying "die bitch, please die!"
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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It's going to be incredible watching a bunch of newscasters and public figures have their own versions of this moment.
Rama Duwaji and Zohran Mamdani finding out Dick Cheney died on election day. They have expressions that indicate great effort to hide their enthusiasm for the news.
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Person at a concert or something, bending backwards with what appears to be a giant beam of light shooting out of their chest
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Like it or not, Tumblr is still a load bearing pillar of internet culture in 2026.
aslongasitsblack post on Tumblr: "heated rivalry is a perfect show because you can think about the characters as these complex nuanced portrayals of intersections of race and masculinity and trauma and geopolitical conflict and how those traits play out within how the characters interact and you can also think shane hollander rides that thang like he’s being held at gunpoint but he’s holding the gun to his own head"
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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Sam Seder in a closeup from Jubilee like "welp."
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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The level of disrespect from my own son.
Me taking a selfie and my dog is in the background giving me side-eye.
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Went to a whistle party and folded some zines with community today. Feels good to put the phone down and help out. @wawhistles.bsky.social
Dozens of ziplock bags filled with WAISN zines, 3D printed whistles, and info cards.
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM