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Audrey
@audreyan.bsky.social
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Animals are neat, and I'm food motivated. Also books.
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Mid-yawn, demon channeling, cuddle fiend.

I love this cat.
Slightly blurry side profile photo of a black cat with her mouth open, teeth out, yawning at mach 5 to try preventing the camera from catching the moment forever.
August 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Sometimes you just need to ✨️scream into The Abyss✨️ and maybe, if luck permits, The Abyss will stare back. If only to silently complain about the noise.
April 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
My incredulous ass could never pull off role play. I’d be naked asking how long she’s been an astronaut
April 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Spring is here!
The cherry plum has burst with flowers. And the peach tree isn't far behind.
Spindly branches, full of light pink/white flowers with deep red centers and leaves, stretched over a clear blue sky.
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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She does run on the wheel, but mostly, she cat naps.

#cat
A grey tabby with white toes finishing up a stretch on a cat excersise wheel while looking at the camera. Biiiig stretch, airplane ears and all. Gray tabby with clawed white toes in downward dog after being woken up by her owner with a camera.
March 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Started some seeds in an old #Aerogarden

I didn't anticipate the brussels sprouts being this ready in less than 2 weeks. Send help. It's 23°F outside still 😂

I thought it'd be funny to grow them, you know? For the memes? How they grow is just too funny. Now I'm in trouble haha

#gardening ?
A small, healthy, brussels sprouts seedling shoot growing from a hydroponics pod under a grow light.
February 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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xdaddychill.bsky.social
Anxious avoidants, which one is worse? Let’s overthink together.

“Hell yea”
“Hell yea.”
February 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Update, in a terrible turn of events. I dropped it as soon as I got it home 🫠

I'll be able to put it back together with the proper bonding agent. But seriously, my handeye coordination is aweful.

Don't let this calm post fool you, I was livid and spitting fire while picking up the pieces.

#tragic
audreyan.bsky.social Audrey @audreyan.bsky.social · Jan 29
I did a glass flame working workshop! It was great stress relief.
We made little glass succulents and cacti ("i" plurals are weird).

I highly recommend going to local art places for fun experiences to take your mind off things for a few hours.
A still slightly hot, flame worked, thin, and curved succulent stem made out of light sage green borosilicate glass. It has 7 leaves for good luck. It's modeled after a slightly stressed, sun stretched succulent.
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
audreyan.bsky.social
I did a glass flame working workshop! It was great stress relief.
We made little glass succulents and cacti ("i" plurals are weird).

I highly recommend going to local art places for fun experiences to take your mind off things for a few hours.
A still slightly hot, flame worked, thin, and curved succulent stem made out of light sage green borosilicate glass. It has 7 leaves for good luck. It's modeled after a slightly stressed, sun stretched succulent.
January 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
audreyan.bsky.social
The resident tripping hazard. Roswell is a cat that walks on silent beans, just to lay down right behind me to startle me.
A grey tabby half-loaf with white toes and chest stares up to the camera from the ground. No thoughts, only crimes.
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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It's been 2.5 years, and I miss her every day. This cat was about 20 years old before she went into conjestive heart failure.
Meds helped, but she got a URI at the vet.

Love your pets every single day. Take photos, kiss them, play with them. And make sure to talk about them when they're gone.
Skittles, a mostly white calico cat, at about 17 years old. Front paws up, happily gazing at the person taking the photo. We had this wonderful cat for almost 18 years. Skittles the calico cat at about 19 years old, watching birds from a small bench table with a dwarf umbrella plant in the foreground and a small rubber tree plant behind her. Skittles, at about 11 years old on the right, curled up for a cozy nap, tolerating the new black kitten named Fender, who is currently almost 11 herself now. Skittles the calico at about 14 years old, surrounded by her one true love, shoes.
January 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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How do I get my cat to not stand on pressure points when she stands on me? When I touch her paws to get her to re-adjust, she presses harder 😂
#cat #littledemon #alttextlore
An out of focus, fuzzy, up close view of a black cat trying to bite the nose of the person taking the photo. A left hand comes from out of frame, as the owner tries in vain to push her sweet 16lbs (7.3kg) cat back slightly by their furry chest. The owner is trying to protect their nostrils from puncture wounds, borne in response to excessive love, and a snaggle tooth that the cat broke 10 years prior as a kitten.
January 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Always look behind you before moving around in the kitchen making morning coffee.
There may be a cat trying to take your life to add it to their own.
A grey and white tabby making a menace of herself by laying directly behind her clueless owner, after not making a single sound. No coffee was spilled, but it was close.
January 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Scratches for the kitty
A grey and white tabby, with her eyes closed and airplane ears, getting head scratches.
December 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Pre-Christmas day brunch snack. Snacks are required when cooking for more people than usual!
A charcuterie with raspberries and blackberries in white with gold handled teacups, sliced orange and appel halves, and sweet peper strips, with sharp cheddar in the center on a wood serving board
December 26, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Iconic Goodwill find. It was $5.

#Goodwill #TaylorLautner #TeenWolf #Twilight #Obama #RollingStone #nostalgic #Iconic
Wall poster of the Rolling Stone's magazine from 2009, featuring an ocean wet Taylor Lautner and his roll in Teen Wolf. Mentions of Tom Petty, Aerosmith, and Obama.
December 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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I'm ready for spring to come back to my garden already..

Peep the ALT text for a bunch of nerdy information on these two flowers and their names haha. I couldn't help myself.

#plants #flowers #gardening #spring #plantfacts
A few small Spring Beauty, Claytonia Virginica, flowers which average around 0.5 inch or a little over 1 centimeter in diameter. They have five light pink or white petals with veins of a darker pink. Native to the North Eastern United States and some of southeastern Canada. The stem stands around 3 inches or 7.5 centimeters tall on average. Claytonia virginica, which has more narrow, grass-like leaves, is very similar to the Claytonia caroliniana, which has more broad leaves. Fun fact, they reflect UV light! A Poet's Narcissus, a type of daffodil with a small, red or orange rimmed light yellow trumpet, or corona, and 6 white petals, tepals, surrounding it. The stem grows around a foot tall or about 30 centimeters.
December 19, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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Super model powers.

Disclaimer: Roswell likes to attack my ankles, claws mostly retracted, and is an absolute menace to my other cat.

She's 2.

#cat #anklebitter #sweetbabyangel #demon
A grey tabby cat with a white chin, neck, partial white toe mittens, and light green eyes struts down a set of hardwood stairs while looking wistfully into the distance up to the right of the photo out of frame. Likely at a small fly that her owner had been hunting for two days at that point.
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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sadiehartmann.bsky.social
Libraries are so cute. Please get the Libby and Hoopla app on your phone and the Kanopy app for your TV. It makes the libraries so happy and you can access books, movies, magazines, audiobooks, tv shows, and joy. YOU GET FREE JOY
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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Stuck on Christmas ideas still? Call or go to the website of your local glass hot shop and get a class for the people you're buying for.

I made this in 3.5 hours during a stained/leaded glass workshop.

Men not artsy? Get a glass blowing workshop to feed the manly urge to forge hot molten glass!
A small, 5 inch by 10 inch, rectangular leaded glass sun catcher with 10 panels in a braided pattern. From the top left to bottom right, colorless white glass with small bubbles, 45 degrees inclined to the right dimpled orange glass, starting from the bottom edge of the orange glass in a continuing pattern, streaked orange-red going the oposite way, streaked yellow-clear to the right, orange dimpled to the left, orange-red to the right, yellow-clear to the left, dark red to the right. Bottom corners are squared out with triangles of the same colorless glass. The glass is held together with a silver frame and silver colored joining.
December 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Sometimes, I wish my eyelids weren't so thin.
December 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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I think my favorite thing about this new platform is that I could scream into the void, and some people might actually hear me here.
December 13, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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Send help. The kids are fighting again
Photo taken from gound level while hiding in the stairwell. Two cats glare at one another. The grey one, who is 2 years old on the left, wants to play. She is highlighted by the afternoon sun. The black one, 10 years old, on the right hates the grey one for some mysterious reason. "No fighting!" I yell. The kids are fighting. The fish swim on unbotherd in their tank across the room.
December 11, 2024 at 1:38 PM