Audrey
audreyan.bsky.social
Audrey
@audreyan.bsky.social
Animals are neat, and I'm food motivated. Also books.
Mid-yawn, demon channeling, cuddle fiend.

I love this cat.
August 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sometimes you just need to ✨️scream into The Abyss✨️ and maybe, if luck permits, The Abyss will stare back. If only to silently complain about the noise.
April 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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My incredulous ass could never pull off role play. I’d be naked asking how long she’s been an astronaut
April 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Spring is here!
The cherry plum has burst with flowers. And the peach tree isn't far behind.
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
She does run on the wheel, but mostly, she cat naps.

#cat
March 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Started some seeds in an old #Aerogarden

I didn't anticipate the brussels sprouts being this ready in less than 2 weeks. Send help. It's 23°F outside still 😂

I thought it'd be funny to grow them, you know? For the memes? How they grow is just too funny. Now I'm in trouble haha

#gardening ?
February 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Anxious avoidants, which one is worse? Let’s overthink together.

“Hell yea”
“Hell yea.”
February 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Update, in a terrible turn of events. I dropped it as soon as I got it home 🫠

I'll be able to put it back together with the proper bonding agent. But seriously, my handeye coordination is aweful.

Don't let this calm post fool you, I was livid and spitting fire while picking up the pieces.

#tragic
I did a glass flame working workshop! It was great stress relief.
We made little glass succulents and cacti ("i" plurals are weird).

I highly recommend going to local art places for fun experiences to take your mind off things for a few hours.
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I did a glass flame working workshop! It was great stress relief.
We made little glass succulents and cacti ("i" plurals are weird).

I highly recommend going to local art places for fun experiences to take your mind off things for a few hours.
January 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The resident tripping hazard. Roswell is a cat that walks on silent beans, just to lay down right behind me to startle me.
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's been 2.5 years, and I miss her every day. This cat was about 20 years old before she went into conjestive heart failure.
Meds helped, but she got a URI at the vet.

Love your pets every single day. Take photos, kiss them, play with them. And make sure to talk about them when they're gone.
January 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How do I get my cat to not stand on pressure points when she stands on me? When I touch her paws to get her to re-adjust, she presses harder 😂
#cat #littledemon #alttextlore
January 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Always look behind you before moving around in the kitchen making morning coffee.
There may be a cat trying to take your life to add it to their own.
January 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Scratches for the kitty
December 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Pre-Christmas day brunch snack. Snacks are required when cooking for more people than usual!
December 26, 2024 at 12:49 PM
December 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I'm ready for spring to come back to my garden already..

Peep the ALT text for a bunch of nerdy information on these two flowers and their names haha. I couldn't help myself.

#plants #flowers #gardening #spring #plantfacts
December 19, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Super model powers.

Disclaimer: Roswell likes to attack my ankles, claws mostly retracted, and is an absolute menace to my other cat.

She's 2.

#cat #anklebitter #sweetbabyangel #demon
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Libraries are so cute. Please get the Libby and Hoopla app on your phone and the Kanopy app for your TV. It makes the libraries so happy and you can access books, movies, magazines, audiobooks, tv shows, and joy. YOU GET FREE JOY
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Stuck on Christmas ideas still? Call or go to the website of your local glass hot shop and get a class for the people you're buying for.

I made this in 3.5 hours during a stained/leaded glass workshop.

Men not artsy? Get a glass blowing workshop to feed the manly urge to forge hot molten glass!
December 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Sometimes, I wish my eyelids weren't so thin.
December 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I think my favorite thing about this new platform is that I could scream into the void, and some people might actually hear me here.
December 13, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Send help. The kids are fighting again
December 11, 2024 at 1:38 PM