Augie Arvizu
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Augie Arvizu
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Old people loving buy shit to store their k-cups in.
January 10, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Working up the courage to ask my wife if I can buy a new PlayStation game this weekend.
August 21, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Feels like you should be able to buy beer at Lowe’s
May 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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I just love how "progressive policies" are to blame because a guy with 21 arrests, including a gun charge last year, was nonetheless able to get a gun and shoot a cop with it.
the way politicians (and many others) cater to cops and still get treated like shit. just incredible.
March 31, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Birks but I can ball in them?
March 14, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Feels weird to be 35 years old and still googling shit like, “Does Shuckle ever evolve?”
February 13, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Breaking the silence at the dentist office:

“So what do you think of Drake’s meat?”
February 7, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Thanking the Texas Roadhouse waitress for her service like she’s a god damn war vet.
January 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM