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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck.
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That means fuck newsome. Fuck buttigieg. Fuck Cuellar. Fuck *we'll follow the law* Kamala. All of them.

FULL THROATED SUPPORT FOR TRANS RIGHTS, ABORTION RIGHTS, CIVIL RIGHTS, ALL HUMAN RIGHTS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The word "tries" is doing some heavy lifting--to no avail.
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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I chipped in. As a public school teacher in Ohio, I've used your work to show students what their government is doing.
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December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
(All the more reason to stop paying taxes until he is in jail)
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You're not my NSA agent--you can't possibly know that!

uh oh
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Humanity deserves its own extinction for shit like this.
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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A man dying of Alzheimer's got rizzed up.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
All we know is all we are.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM