I'm shocked that thoughts and prayers aren't working. Fucking shocked I tell ya!

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Lol, this is much better.

Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
theonion.com/insurance-co...

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

Do you shelve your books on your bookshelves alphabetically or by color?

I don't care what TIME says.

MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.

TIME got it wrong.

So did America.

Embroidery helps, though

NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians.
www.nj.com/politics/202...

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

Who here is inclined to agree?

he likes to be brushed

Sickening hypocrisy.

@goodwilllibrarian.bsky.social