Aura Morgan
aurafromsunnydale.bsky.social
Aura Morgan
@aurafromsunnydale.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Aura, a sophomore at Sunnydale High (class of '99 babeee!) in nowheresville Sunnydale. Life here gets pretty crazy sometimes! I like to hang out with my friends, go to The Bronze and not think about the homicide rate in this town. Parody account.
Once again the lunch lady handed me my specially prepared 'vegan-lite' lunch and said "Here ya go, full of delicious rat poison" like it's funny or something. She obviously doesn't care about the way dairy inflames my joints.
December 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I was staying after school to help Cordie with her May Queen outfit when I saw that hot guy with the velvet jacket and the huge collar again. He's cute but I have some notes about his personal style. Is he friends with our librarian?
December 13, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I feel SO BAD for Cordelia. Mitch was going to take her prom but someone attacked him with a BAT in our freakishly large boys' locker room. I heard Xander say "Uh, maybe it was a vampire bat" in the lunch room today. Curb your damage, weirdo.
December 11, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Cordelia joined math club?? Does this mean I have to join math club too? And can people stop showing up to exams naked? And when did we get a giant exam room that's also a mall AND my parents' bedroom? This school gets weirder every week.
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Wendell should stop bringing his spiders to school IMHO. They got loose in Mrs. Tishler's class and there were spiders EVERYWHERE. He went around telling people that it was this inexplicable nightmare but he did the exact same thing last year. Loser.
December 2, 2024 at 1:42 AM
AGGGHHHH! Cordie is singing The Greatest Love of All, which is also my favourite song, btw. BUT! I was going to sing So Emotional, and we can't both do Whitney!! Also, Morgan should stop bringing his ventriloquist's dummy to class. Those vulgar 'remarks' he makes with the dummy are not cute.
Real talk: I LOVE the annual Sunnydale talent show. Last year I placed second when half of the contestants were murdered, but this year I have a good feeling about my chances.
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Real talk: I LOVE the annual Sunnydale talent show. Last year I placed second when half of the contestants were murdered, but this year I have a good feeling about my chances.
November 14, 2024 at 6:39 PM
My dad is acting weird. He's a boss or something over at Calax, which is a BIG responsibility, but lately he's been working super late. Mom probably thinks he's having an affair, but all he talks about is "building a body for blessed Moloch of the Wires, the Powerful, the Corrupter". The usual.
November 11, 2024 at 11:02 PM
OMG. I said to hi Kyle and Rhonda during lunch today and they GROWLED at me. Then they did these high-pitched giggles and fell asleep on the quad. I mean, what? Plus I'm 75% sure they were the ones who ate Principal Flutie.
November 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Walking home from the Bronze last night and I could swear I saw the cute older guy who hangs out there sometimes sitting on the dormer of the Summers' home. He should work out issues with women in a more healthy fashion. I mean, he could break his arm if he fell off the roof.
November 3, 2024 at 7:40 PM
You know what the weirdest thing is about Sunnydale High? New students show up and they're around for like a day. Then they're gone and nobody talks about them ever again. Like Owen. Remember Owen, the hottie who read Dickinson or whatever? I was working up the courage to talk to him and poof. Gone.
October 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
why does everyone at Sunnydale High look like they're 30?
October 22, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Gross. Blayne keeps drooling over the new substitute teacher. Sometimes I think she encourages it tbh. I hope Dr. Gregory comes back from his vacation soon.
October 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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🧵I’ve been writing comics & prose as well as editing both for decades now, and while they are 4 very very different jobs in a ton of ways at the core they are all about telling & enabling story. So the first thing I ask any editing client is "What are you trying to say to the universe?" (1/8)
October 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
BIG news. Amy Madison made the cheerleading squad! My mom said Amy's mother was a cheerleader as well, so I guess it makes sense. Also, Amber Groves' hands caught on fire in the middle of her audition.

The new girl tried out too but she threw someone into the wall on her first day. Sniff sniff.
October 17, 2024 at 3:25 AM
OMG. HUGE fight last night at The Bronze. A drug gang walked in (right past me) and started tearing up the place, going on about a "harvest" or something. The bouncer got his neck snapped and I think Jesse exploded (???). Wild night.
October 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Saw the new girl literally LEAP over the fence at lunch time today. Principal Flutie caught her. I know what Cordie says about her, but maybe she could join the cheer squad?
October 12, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Joking around with my friends between classes. They're just out of frame, laughing too.
October 11, 2024 at 6:02 AM
OMG. Cordelia just called me on her cell phone. She was minding her business when the new girl slammed her against a wall and swung a stick at her (wtf?). What. A. Psycho.
October 10, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Real talk for a moment: I love hanging out at The Bronze, but the guys in here have some serious fashion challenges. There's a Travoltalike on the dance floor right now boogying with Rosenberg. One time I saw an old-timey prospector in here, I swear.
October 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
It's like they're in love with me or something.
October 10, 2024 at 12:09 AM
At The Bronze last night, the new girl was talking to Willow Rosenberg. I guess social suicide's her thing. I got so bored I even talked to Jessie, but all he wanted to talk about was the new girl. "Who is she?" I said. "New girl" he replied. Then he did that shrug he thinks is cute.
October 9, 2024 at 11:56 PM
My friend Aphrodisia told me that the dead guy in my locker was named Chris? He used to go to Sunnydale until he dropped out a few years ago. I only remembered him because he liked breaking into the school at night to impress girls. Not my idea of a date.
October 9, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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October 9, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Guys, you're not going to believe this. There was an *extremely* dead guy in my locker today! I was talking about the new girl who just started at school today and this corpse flops on my shoulder. Gross. I hate this place.
October 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM