Tommy got his Putin talking points scrambled.

RFK Jr can prick himself for heroin but not a vaccine?

When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.

Hey blue sky, stop comparing this and twitter shit, this is this and yes it's better, but looking back ain't healthy. I wounld not speak about an X ( lol) to a new flame. Just put you feet in the grass and enjoy the now.

Public Service announcement, if you eat the last piece of chocolate in the house remember to hide the evidence.

Never forget Elonia hates when this photo gets shared

Okay everyone 5 year plans, fears, hopes, dreams predictions.
I'll start
1 ) The CCP finds Trump weak and willing to hand over Ukraine to the Russians, invades Taiwan, sparking a 2nd Pacific war.

Russia is estimated to have supplied 🇰🇵 with more than a 1mln barrels of oil since March. These transfers violate UN sanctions.

More than a dozen different 🇰🇵 oil tankers arriving at an oil terminal in Russia 43 times over the past 8 months. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Russia puts out nuke video propoganda, MAGA bros=OMg uS prOvOKIng WW3!!

If US put out same nuke videos, MAGA bros= OMg Us PRoVokING WW3!!

MAGA bros= weak blame America soft boys

Lava, lagoon and life...

One of my favorite things about this app is how I can post about anything, and not have 500 moronic MAGAts telling me to "cry more."

I could almost shed a tear, LOL. 🥹

"While the total rate of fatal accidents per billion miles driven by all vehicles was 2.8, Tesla vehicles overall had a rate of 5.6. Tesla’s Model Y SUV had fatal accident rate of 10.6, more than double the average for SUVs, which was 4.8."

sherwood.news/business/tes...