Austin Witherspoon
@austinwitherspoon.com
He/him
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I made an app to give you post notifications on bluesky: @bluenotify.app
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I made an app to give you post notifications on bluesky: @bluenotify.app
These are some of the coolest pictures I've ever seen
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
These are some of the coolest pictures I've ever seen
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
I gotta know what hank blurred out from the auto complete results
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I gotta know what hank blurred out from the auto complete results
Just thought y'all should know that the paleontology world has been shaken up by evidence that came out that what people thought were juvenile t-rexes are actually a genus of smaller t-rex called Nanotyrannus
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just thought y'all should know that the paleontology world has been shaken up by evidence that came out that what people thought were juvenile t-rexes are actually a genus of smaller t-rex called Nanotyrannus
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Why does brown look so weird? If you take the dark desaturated version of any other color, I feel like it makes sense. Like If you showed me dark grey blue, I can tell it's blue.
But if you show me brown, my brain never wants to say "that's a shade of orange"
But if you show me brown, my brain never wants to say "that's a shade of orange"
September 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why does brown look so weird? If you take the dark desaturated version of any other color, I feel like it makes sense. Like If you showed me dark grey blue, I can tell it's blue.
But if you show me brown, my brain never wants to say "that's a shade of orange"
But if you show me brown, my brain never wants to say "that's a shade of orange"
These are the reactions I wanted
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
These are the reactions I wanted
why does youtube keep trying to push these games so hard, and why do none of the people have faces
August 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
why does youtube keep trying to push these games so hard, and why do none of the people have faces
It's #2 on android now
August 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's #2 on android now
Video editing some of the footage from my baby simulator at open sauce, and the transcripts from the raw footage are unhinged
August 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Video editing some of the footage from my baby simulator at open sauce, and the transcripts from the raw footage are unhinged
Whoever drew the deer warning sign went hard
Look at this beautiful beast leaping into the air. Look how strong it is but still elegant and serene
They could have drawn a little cartoon and instead they made art
Look at this beautiful beast leaping into the air. Look how strong it is but still elegant and serene
They could have drawn a little cartoon and instead they made art
August 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Whoever drew the deer warning sign went hard
Look at this beautiful beast leaping into the air. Look how strong it is but still elegant and serene
They could have drawn a little cartoon and instead they made art
Look at this beautiful beast leaping into the air. Look how strong it is but still elegant and serene
They could have drawn a little cartoon and instead they made art
Throwback to when I was briefly "Bubble husband" on Twitter for a few days
I was surprised by the amount of negative comments there were about me taking a bath every day
That's my puzzle time! I de-stress and take a bath and do my daily puzzles! Shut up!
I was surprised by the amount of negative comments there were about me taking a bath every day
That's my puzzle time! I de-stress and take a bath and do my daily puzzles! Shut up!
July 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Throwback to when I was briefly "Bubble husband" on Twitter for a few days
I was surprised by the amount of negative comments there were about me taking a bath every day
That's my puzzle time! I de-stress and take a bath and do my daily puzzles! Shut up!
I was surprised by the amount of negative comments there were about me taking a bath every day
That's my puzzle time! I de-stress and take a bath and do my daily puzzles! Shut up!
Today we had our baby shower and I made a little phone game for everybody to submit and vote on a name for our baby
here are the results
here are the results
July 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Today we had our baby shower and I made a little phone game for everybody to submit and vote on a name for our baby
here are the results
here are the results
My bean room is brand new and empty, but my bean is proudly putting his butt on display as a distraction
July 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My bean room is brand new and empty, but my bean is proudly putting his butt on display as a distraction
JK it looks slightly less bad when you're actually playing the real game and not seeing the behind the scenes stuff
July 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
JK it looks slightly less bad when you're actually playing the real game and not seeing the behind the scenes stuff
are you guys excited for my silly little baby simulator I'm making for open sauce this year
doesn't this look like a fun time
doesn't this look like a fun time
July 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
are you guys excited for my silly little baby simulator I'm making for open sauce this year
doesn't this look like a fun time
doesn't this look like a fun time
July 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was using this emoji in my work slack as a hospital..
I wasn't paying enough attention and didn't read it close enough. It looked like a hospital when it was tiny
I've used it a number of times. Whenever anybody is sick at work.
Should I quit
I wasn't paying enough attention and didn't read it close enough. It looked like a hospital when it was tiny
I've used it a number of times. Whenever anybody is sick at work.
Should I quit
July 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I was using this emoji in my work slack as a hospital..
I wasn't paying enough attention and didn't read it close enough. It looked like a hospital when it was tiny
I've used it a number of times. Whenever anybody is sick at work.
Should I quit
I wasn't paying enough attention and didn't read it close enough. It looked like a hospital when it was tiny
I've used it a number of times. Whenever anybody is sick at work.
Should I quit
I'm making a video game for Open Sauce this year called "Save the Baby" where attendees at the convention have to work together to keep a virtual baby happy, healthy, and alive
the best part of coding this game is the git commit messages (code change logs) as I work on it
the best part of coding this game is the git commit messages (code change logs) as I work on it
June 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm making a video game for Open Sauce this year called "Save the Baby" where attendees at the convention have to work together to keep a virtual baby happy, healthy, and alive
the best part of coding this game is the git commit messages (code change logs) as I work on it
the best part of coding this game is the git commit messages (code change logs) as I work on it
Here's some street cred I have on IMDB that I don't get to show off very often
June 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Here's some street cred I have on IMDB that I don't get to show off very often
WHAT
THESE ARE CALLED RADIO BUTTONS BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE THE BUTTONS ON OLD RADIOS WHERE WHEN YOU PUSH ONE IN THE OTHER ONES POP OUT
THESE ARE CALLED RADIO BUTTONS BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE THE BUTTONS ON OLD RADIOS WHERE WHEN YOU PUSH ONE IN THE OTHER ONES POP OUT
May 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
WHAT
THESE ARE CALLED RADIO BUTTONS BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE THE BUTTONS ON OLD RADIOS WHERE WHEN YOU PUSH ONE IN THE OTHER ONES POP OUT
THESE ARE CALLED RADIO BUTTONS BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE THE BUTTONS ON OLD RADIOS WHERE WHEN YOU PUSH ONE IN THE OTHER ONES POP OUT
Today I saw a movie trailer that had the old school movie trailer voice guy narration!
Is this coming back?!
Is this coming back?!
May 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Today I saw a movie trailer that had the old school movie trailer voice guy narration!
Is this coming back?!
Is this coming back?!
Fun fact, @bluenotify.app sends a noticeably higher number of notifications during the week compared to the weekend.
I know all of y'all are slacking off and using Bluesky instead of working
I know all of y'all are slacking off and using Bluesky instead of working
April 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Fun fact, @bluenotify.app sends a noticeably higher number of notifications during the week compared to the weekend.
I know all of y'all are slacking off and using Bluesky instead of working
I know all of y'all are slacking off and using Bluesky instead of working
I read one of the original drafts for the pilot episode of severance and these are two bits that I found funny
April 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I read one of the original drafts for the pilot episode of severance and these are two bits that I found funny