Austin Witherspoon
@austinwitherspoon.com
Ask me about dinosaurs
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
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How long can hundreds of strangers keep a baby alive?
YouTube video by Austin Witherspoon
youtu.be
Finally finished the video!
I'm going to have a baby soon, but I don't know how to take care of babies. So I made a simulator to learn from the public how to keep a baby alive.
youtu.be/bx4TK6liU_c
I'm going to have a baby soon, but I don't know how to take care of babies. So I made a simulator to learn from the public how to keep a baby alive.
youtu.be/bx4TK6liU_c
My computer's fan is being louder than normal and I can only assume that's because of p4a and so much more activity than normal on the Nerdfighteria Feed
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
My computer's fan is being louder than normal and I can only assume that's because of p4a and so much more activity than normal on the Nerdfighteria Feed
One of the best genres of music is "song about somebody who is so good at dancing everybody loses their minds and everybody wants to sleep with them and we wrote a song about them because they're so cool"
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
One of the best genres of music is "song about somebody who is so good at dancing everybody loses their minds and everybody wants to sleep with them and we wrote a song about them because they're so cool"
If nothing else, AI has shown us that our fonts are bad. How many Als are there out there suffering because everybody is confusing Al with AI.
Als everywhere deserve justice for what AI has done
Als everywhere deserve justice for what AI has done
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If nothing else, AI has shown us that our fonts are bad. How many Als are there out there suffering because everybody is confusing Al with AI.
Als everywhere deserve justice for what AI has done
Als everywhere deserve justice for what AI has done
THE WORD SHEPHERD COMES FROM SHEEP + HERD??!
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
THE WORD SHEPHERD COMES FROM SHEEP + HERD??!
I'm doing a movie pitch meeting tomorrow, do you think it will help or hurt my chances if I slip a "super easy, barely an inconvenience" in there
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I'm doing a movie pitch meeting tomorrow, do you think it will help or hurt my chances if I slip a "super easy, barely an inconvenience" in there
I'm so happy Hank mentioned Y2K as a disaster we averted during AHA
Everybody should know that there were tons and tons of programmers that worked for years to make sure everything didn't fall apart.
It wasn't the world being silly and overreacting, it was a real issue that we spent years fixing
Everybody should know that there were tons and tons of programmers that worked for years to make sure everything didn't fall apart.
It wasn't the world being silly and overreacting, it was a real issue that we spent years fixing
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm so happy Hank mentioned Y2K as a disaster we averted during AHA
Everybody should know that there were tons and tons of programmers that worked for years to make sure everything didn't fall apart.
It wasn't the world being silly and overreacting, it was a real issue that we spent years fixing
Everybody should know that there were tons and tons of programmers that worked for years to make sure everything didn't fall apart.
It wasn't the world being silly and overreacting, it was a real issue that we spent years fixing
Wake up babe new dinosaur just dropped
It's like an iguanodon but with spiky hair
Say hello to haolong dongi everybody
It's like an iguanodon but with spiky hair
Say hello to haolong dongi everybody
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Wake up babe new dinosaur just dropped
It's like an iguanodon but with spiky hair
Say hello to haolong dongi everybody
It's like an iguanodon but with spiky hair
Say hello to haolong dongi everybody
Why can't we find out about secret celebrity parties that aren't horrifying
Like I just want to read in the news that Jeff goldbum has spent years inviting rich people to a mansion and it's only consenting adults and they play settlers of catan and he makes everyone try to play the trumpet
Like I just want to read in the news that Jeff goldbum has spent years inviting rich people to a mansion and it's only consenting adults and they play settlers of catan and he makes everyone try to play the trumpet
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Why can't we find out about secret celebrity parties that aren't horrifying
Like I just want to read in the news that Jeff goldbum has spent years inviting rich people to a mansion and it's only consenting adults and they play settlers of catan and he makes everyone try to play the trumpet
Like I just want to read in the news that Jeff goldbum has spent years inviting rich people to a mansion and it's only consenting adults and they play settlers of catan and he makes everyone try to play the trumpet
Incredible Wikipedia find
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Incredible Wikipedia find
I have jury duty today and I am HYPED
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I have jury duty today and I am HYPED
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
What the hell guys!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What the hell guys!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
Our baby just projectile coughed milk into my mouth
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Our baby just projectile coughed milk into my mouth
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
There's a Wikipedia category page called "Individual Rocks"
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Category:Individual rocks - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 AM
There's a Wikipedia category page called "Individual Rocks"
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Don't let fear drive your life
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Don't let fear drive your life
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
Middle school insults have gotten advanced
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Middle school insults have gotten advanced
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
If aliens evolved underwater, I bet it would be craazzy when they finally made it to space and realized how far they could see
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If aliens evolved underwater, I bet it would be craazzy when they finally made it to space and realized how far they could see
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
It's really poor timing that now, of all times, they released a movie called Greenland 2: Migration
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It's really poor timing that now, of all times, they released a movie called Greenland 2: Migration
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
Thanks everybody for checking out the wrapped! I figured maybe a dozen people would see it, but instead it was 500!
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Thanks everybody for checking out the wrapped! I figured maybe a dozen people would see it, but instead it was 500!
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
AUSTIN THIS IS SO COOL AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUSTOMIZED IT FOR ME!!
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AUSTIN THIS IS SO COOL AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUSTOMIZED IT FOR ME!!
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here!
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here!
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
I'm a programmer and I'm bored
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm a programmer and I'm bored
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped coming soon. I had to sift through a LOT of data for this
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped coming soon. I had to sift through a LOT of data for this
Somebody should tell @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social about the Dr pepper baby jingle on TikTok if he hasn't heard it yet
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Somebody should tell @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social about the Dr pepper baby jingle on TikTok if he hasn't heard it yet
TikTok is literally trying to sell me a swastika necklace what the fuck is happening
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
TikTok is literally trying to sell me a swastika necklace what the fuck is happening