Austin Witherspoon
@austinwitherspoon.com
He/him
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I made an app to give you post notifications on bluesky: @bluenotify.app
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I made an app to give you post notifications on bluesky: @bluenotify.app
Pinned
Austin Witherspoon
@austinwitherspoon.com
· Jun 21
Dear cat that was hiding in the shadow behind some bushes while I was running tonight,
I saw you.
You aren't so sneaky
I saw you.
You aren't so sneaky
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
Should I do a Spotify styled bluesky Nerdfighteria wrapped website this year
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Should I do a Spotify styled bluesky Nerdfighteria wrapped website this year
"no longer will we have to open up history books for proof that democrats can be great" goes so hard
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"no longer will we have to open up history books for proof that democrats can be great" goes so hard
I'm on the opposite side of the country in oregon but this is still very exciting
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm on the opposite side of the country in oregon but this is still very exciting
The most excited I've ever been at sports is when our baby is fussy and grunting for a long time and then finally poops
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The most excited I've ever been at sports is when our baby is fussy and grunting for a long time and then finally poops
Hot take You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette is one of the most melodically well constructed songs of all time
Whenever I write music I can only dream of achieving the level of that, or Africa by Toto
Whenever I write music I can only dream of achieving the level of that, or Africa by Toto
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hot take You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette is one of the most melodically well constructed songs of all time
Whenever I write music I can only dream of achieving the level of that, or Africa by Toto
Whenever I write music I can only dream of achieving the level of that, or Africa by Toto
Y'all don't understand the emotional whiplash of AI as a programmer. Half of everyone says its horrible and wont take any jobs, the other half says I will lose my job next year. I use some AI tools when I work and they're decent right now
Will I have a job in a few years? Is it mostly hype? No idea
Will I have a job in a few years? Is it mostly hype? No idea
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Y'all don't understand the emotional whiplash of AI as a programmer. Half of everyone says its horrible and wont take any jobs, the other half says I will lose my job next year. I use some AI tools when I work and they're decent right now
Will I have a job in a few years? Is it mostly hype? No idea
Will I have a job in a few years? Is it mostly hype? No idea
Just thought y'all should know that the paleontology world has been shaken up by evidence that came out that what people thought were juvenile t-rexes are actually a genus of smaller t-rex called Nanotyrannus
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just thought y'all should know that the paleontology world has been shaken up by evidence that came out that what people thought were juvenile t-rexes are actually a genus of smaller t-rex called Nanotyrannus
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn
Fun fact the Nerdfighteria feed is running on my home PC right now since I've been too busy / lazy to move it onto the bluenotify server
So anytime the feed stops working for a few minutes it's probably because I rebooted my computer 😬
So anytime the feed stops working for a few minutes it's probably because I rebooted my computer 😬
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fun fact the Nerdfighteria feed is running on my home PC right now since I've been too busy / lazy to move it onto the bluenotify server
So anytime the feed stops working for a few minutes it's probably because I rebooted my computer 😬
So anytime the feed stops working for a few minutes it's probably because I rebooted my computer 😬
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I kind of love how alien movies always hype up humanity so much
"Love.. such an interesting concept that is only found in humans"
And then the power of love kills the aliens
Or our curiosity. Or our stubbornness
It's always one specific trait that the aliens never could have accounted for
"Love.. such an interesting concept that is only found in humans"
And then the power of love kills the aliens
Or our curiosity. Or our stubbornness
It's always one specific trait that the aliens never could have accounted for
October 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I kind of love how alien movies always hype up humanity so much
"Love.. such an interesting concept that is only found in humans"
And then the power of love kills the aliens
Or our curiosity. Or our stubbornness
It's always one specific trait that the aliens never could have accounted for
"Love.. such an interesting concept that is only found in humans"
And then the power of love kills the aliens
Or our curiosity. Or our stubbornness
It's always one specific trait that the aliens never could have accounted for
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
Airports are designed specifically to break the human psyche
Except PDX, you're sexy and chill
Except PDX, you're sexy and chill
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Airports are designed specifically to break the human psyche
Except PDX, you're sexy and chill
Except PDX, you're sexy and chill
I went to a hooters for the first time and I didn't know this about myself but every time the waitress came over I felt like I had to turn my head away the same way you would if somebody was typing in their password on a computer
The whole point is cleavage but I couldn't bring myself to look
The whole point is cleavage but I couldn't bring myself to look
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I went to a hooters for the first time and I didn't know this about myself but every time the waitress came over I felt like I had to turn my head away the same way you would if somebody was typing in their password on a computer
The whole point is cleavage but I couldn't bring myself to look
The whole point is cleavage but I couldn't bring myself to look
The Nerdfighteria feed has been fascinating to run. Getting it to only show Nerdfighteria related posts is incredibly challenging.
It turns out that some people (cough cough Sarah, Payton cough) are so well-connected Nerdfighters that every single post ends up in the feed no matter what I do
It turns out that some people (cough cough Sarah, Payton cough) are so well-connected Nerdfighters that every single post ends up in the feed no matter what I do
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Nerdfighteria feed has been fascinating to run. Getting it to only show Nerdfighteria related posts is incredibly challenging.
It turns out that some people (cough cough Sarah, Payton cough) are so well-connected Nerdfighters that every single post ends up in the feed no matter what I do
It turns out that some people (cough cough Sarah, Payton cough) are so well-connected Nerdfighters that every single post ends up in the feed no matter what I do
This is not a joke what the hell did prehistoric humans do before diapers??
Were all ancient parents covered in shit all the time
Were all ancient parents covered in shit all the time
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is not a joke what the hell did prehistoric humans do before diapers??
Were all ancient parents covered in shit all the time
Were all ancient parents covered in shit all the time
@beetlemoses.bsky.social is The Far Side for modern times and I love every single comic
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
@beetlemoses.bsky.social is The Far Side for modern times and I love every single comic
She's sleeping particularly well through The Descent so I think she might be a horror fan
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
She's sleeping particularly well through The Descent so I think she might be a horror fan
I've been sick and whenever I'm on shift to watch the baby I mostly sit on the couch and watch movies from my backlog while I hold her
So in a way, our baby has watched: Casablanca, Pacific Rim, This is Spinal Tap, Citizen Kane, and Do the Right Thing
She's off to a good start
So in a way, our baby has watched: Casablanca, Pacific Rim, This is Spinal Tap, Citizen Kane, and Do the Right Thing
She's off to a good start
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I've been sick and whenever I'm on shift to watch the baby I mostly sit on the couch and watch movies from my backlog while I hold her
So in a way, our baby has watched: Casablanca, Pacific Rim, This is Spinal Tap, Citizen Kane, and Do the Right Thing
She's off to a good start
So in a way, our baby has watched: Casablanca, Pacific Rim, This is Spinal Tap, Citizen Kane, and Do the Right Thing
She's off to a good start
Sorry the nertfighteria feed keeps going down! First time was while we were at the hospital, second time was while I was running a marathon. It's been a busy week 😬
Now that things are more stable I can hit the restart button way quicker if it ever breaks
Now that things are more stable I can hit the restart button way quicker if it ever breaks
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sorry the nertfighteria feed keeps going down! First time was while we were at the hospital, second time was while I was running a marathon. It's been a busy week 😬
Now that things are more stable I can hit the restart button way quicker if it ever breaks
Now that things are more stable I can hit the restart button way quicker if it ever breaks
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
THE PIZZA HAS BEEN DELIVERED
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
THE PIZZA HAS BEEN DELIVERED
Pizza baby is IN THE OVEN
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Pizza baby is IN THE OVEN
If anybody happens to go see the Paranorman re-release in theaters next month, please take a picture of my name in the credits! I won't be able to go myself on account of ✨Having A Baby ✨
September 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If anybody happens to go see the Paranorman re-release in theaters next month, please take a picture of my name in the credits! I won't be able to go myself on account of ✨Having A Baby ✨
I just want y'all to know that making the Nerdfighteria feed was not done one day before pizzamas intentionally
I just happened to want to try making a feed from scratch at the exact right time
I just happened to want to try making a feed from scratch at the exact right time
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I just want y'all to know that making the Nerdfighteria feed was not done one day before pizzamas intentionally
I just happened to want to try making a feed from scratch at the exact right time
I just happened to want to try making a feed from scratch at the exact right time