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Diane Ackland
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Author, geek, creative. Writer of sexy books to geek out about. Neurospicy and disabled. Bisexual disaster and trash goblin. Pen name for Molly Schlemmer.

http://www.dianeackland.com
Many things radicalized me as a teenager/young adult, but this was definitely one of them.
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This is why I’m considering launching a newsletter or podcast called “Does It F*ck?” where I talk about sex and sensuality in media. No asses and no sex scenes make a girl go crazy…

Also, evergreen article: bloodknife.com/everyone-bea...
Everyone Is Beautiful and No One Is Horny - Blood Knife
The human body has become a strange contradiction at the heart of the modern blockbuster. Sexy, yes. But sexual? No.
bloodknife.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I really wanted MenaRD to win the esports player category. He’s having a fantastic year on the fighting games circuit and it would have been cool to see that recognized.
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’ve been avoiding playing D4 despite owning it and loving D3. The paladin‘s got me reconsidering since I was a Crusader player in D3.
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m torn between “E33 was an instant classic and deserved to win” and “God, I really hate Geoff Keighley.”

Also: poor Miss Piggy 🫤
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Last night’s Game Awards reminded me of the year Hamilton was eligible for the Tonys. There were so many good games this year, to the point that any of them could have won in a different year, but E33 was an instant classic and it won everything.
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You must! It’s a once-in-a-decade type of game. Beautifully rendered, incredibly well-written, and the characters are SO. HOT. in a very French way. It’s up there with Final Fantasy X and The Witcher 3 for me.
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Seriously! Decreasingly small amounts of edits, no PR, and now not even distributing the books, assuming they even take my book?

I’ll do it myself.
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Those look delicious!
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whenever Blackadder becomes OK to watch 😂

But seriously, like, high school. I’m still horrified about gas attacks and going over the top.
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
But... But Queen at Live Aid is so iconic!
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
How dare you describe every D&D character I've ever played 😂
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hats off to you for thinking to put a poison pill in, but yeesh that sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Is there a deadline for this I’m not seeing? I want to contribute, but I need to wait for payday.
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
That’s fair, heh. But I’m rooting for it for you guys!
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Make all carts Aldi carts. The Europeans have it right.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM