Diane Ackland
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Author, geek, creative. Writer of sexy books to geek out about. Neurospicy and disabled. Bisexual disaster and trash goblin. Pen name for Molly Schlemmer. http://www.dianeackland.com
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I sympathize. I couldn’t even deal with my mom combing my 3c curls as a kid because it hurt so bad. I had a pixie cut from 3rd-6th grade just to avoid it.
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White, cishet, male-dominated, and sexy (but not too sexy because OMG that’s too much sex!). Oh, and preferably fantasy ATM.
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I’d honestly just say “transfem OwnVoices MM”. If people don’t understand, they can die mad.
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Even newer Detroit steel is good. I am convinced it’s the only reason my ex and I walked away from colliding into 2 different semis on the highway.
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This is true and they are super endangered by poachers who shovel them up by the hundreds and sell them at flea markets and shit. You should not buy the plants and if you happen to kick the poacher in the shins on accident, no one will hear about it from me.
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still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina
map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA
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there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually
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I remember this argument happening on MESSAGE BOARDS, back when I was the teen in adult spaces. It has been going on that long! People just want to be big mad about sex.
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They say they want new things in fantasy, then authors from marginalized groups do new things, but they don't like that, they want the new thing to be like the old thing except new.

What they really want is a book to rewind time and make them young again, something no book or anything else can do.
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AFAIK, a bunch of under-18s on TikTok got squicked out by prompts like "incest", "CNC", and "age play" being on the "official" prompt list. Then people were rightly like "why are minors participating in Kinktober?" and now the convo has devolved to where you see it now.
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They are not planning "a violent crackdown" on 10.18. What they are doing is sending a signal to their shock troops to try to cause havoc. But those shock troops will be vastly outnumbered. Go out and protest freely. Do not be cowed.
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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I’m so sorry. I’m also incredibly angry.

Will you share ways to support the families when we know more?
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Huzzah! Congratulations!!!
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These people have the combined charisma of a loaf of Wonder bread.
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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To me, it’s a very immature thing to do. Teenagers are generally very ego-focused and want to see themselves in the role of the main character. You’re supposed to grow out of that, though, and be able to empathize with someone outside your identity.
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You’re not weird, they are. I haven’t wanted to self-insert into a FMC since middle school. It’s why I never got into Twilight or 50 Shades. If I want to self-insert, I can write that story myself* 😂

*and then bury it so no one can find it again lol
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Yep! If the new one is bad I will just slink back into the shadows and watch the original while writing something better lol.
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God, I’m really hoping they don’t fuck up the remake they’re doing. I can‘t handle more bad Highlander.
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It will come back. It takes time, but you will get there. 🫂🫂🫂
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Oh jeez, I had forgotten about The Source. So many cool things about the mythos of Highlander, and they just decided to do... whatever the hell that was.
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Literally stopped watching when they got rid of Ritchie. He was crucial to the chemistry of the show.

…Now I need to rewatch that show.
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This is why I continue to say Roko’s Basilisk is a cult. They really believe that AI will become sentient and punish those who did not contribute to keeping it “alive”.