Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.
bae/y'all
bae/y'all
![(each section is typed in the font referenced, unless otherwise indicated.)
Hey, Marco Rubio? Are you going to demand that the White House and TruthSocial* change their fonts to Times New Roman, too? After all, the “president” primarily governs over social media, and WhiteHouse.gov is the official website.
Calibri (the one you think is too woke)
Instrument Sans (used on White House website)
Inter (used on TruthSocial)*
*The scientific name is [un]Truth[anti]Social. (each word alternates between inter and times new roman font.)
p.s. each font was originally typed in 18 point. (times new roman)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vkeevx5bdenwyu7esenihhq/bafkreib6xg3bf6z2mdyhvdnb4tz3uarulhwrkkwyutldr6ruwu4fqrv46m@jpeg)
i love the adhd part where you keep doing something very inefficiently bc your executives will not authorize you to do that *one* thing that will make the task more efficient. thanks, guys.
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i love the adhd part where you keep doing something very inefficiently bc your executives will not authorize you to do that *one* thing that will make the task more efficient. thanks, guys.
designed the official presidential portrait to display when he's finally gone...
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
designed the official presidential portrait to display when he's finally gone...
evidently, the rain would like a word...
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
evidently, the rain would like a word...
BREAKING!
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December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i mean, just *look* at that mountain soybean farmers had to climb!
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i mean, just *look* at that mountain soybean farmers had to climb!
yep, sure looks like they "inherited this mess from biden".
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
yep, sure looks like they "inherited this mess from biden".
so THAAAT'S why the kids only get 2 dolls this year...
santa's gotta make extra cash bc of the tariffs, so he's running more coke & needs to make room.
whatever you do, man, DON'T take off your shirt or get on top of the sleigh when it goes down. they'll kill you for trying to stay alive.
santa's gotta make extra cash bc of the tariffs, so he's running more coke & needs to make room.
whatever you do, man, DON'T take off your shirt or get on top of the sleigh when it goes down. they'll kill you for trying to stay alive.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
so THAAAT'S why the kids only get 2 dolls this year...
santa's gotta make extra cash bc of the tariffs, so he's running more coke & needs to make room.
whatever you do, man, DON'T take off your shirt or get on top of the sleigh when it goes down. they'll kill you for trying to stay alive.
santa's gotta make extra cash bc of the tariffs, so he's running more coke & needs to make room.
whatever you do, man, DON'T take off your shirt or get on top of the sleigh when it goes down. they'll kill you for trying to stay alive.
well, as long as you're in the shithouse bc you stood for epstein victims,
might as well make good on your promise to out the pervs in congress, margie.
you can dance if you want to,
you can leave your friends behind,
as they say...
might as well make good on your promise to out the pervs in congress, margie.
you can dance if you want to,
you can leave your friends behind,
as they say...
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
well, as long as you're in the shithouse bc you stood for epstein victims,
might as well make good on your promise to out the pervs in congress, margie.
you can dance if you want to,
you can leave your friends behind,
as they say...
might as well make good on your promise to out the pervs in congress, margie.
you can dance if you want to,
you can leave your friends behind,
as they say...
what a big boy you are, donald!
and to think, less than a year ago you didn't know how to put on a mcdonald's apron.
good job, high five!
also, wtf is this trophy about?
are those hands fondling one of his balls?
scratching it?
fucking gross & creepy.
and to think, less than a year ago you didn't know how to put on a mcdonald's apron.
good job, high five!
also, wtf is this trophy about?
are those hands fondling one of his balls?
scratching it?
fucking gross & creepy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
what a big boy you are, donald!
and to think, less than a year ago you didn't know how to put on a mcdonald's apron.
good job, high five!
also, wtf is this trophy about?
are those hands fondling one of his balls?
scratching it?
fucking gross & creepy.
and to think, less than a year ago you didn't know how to put on a mcdonald's apron.
good job, high five!
also, wtf is this trophy about?
are those hands fondling one of his balls?
scratching it?
fucking gross & creepy.
"i don't need prizes, i only made them *have* a prize.
not *my* fault they gave it to me.
i'm as surprised as everybody else."
also, the faux-bel coins are on sale for the low, low price of 99 cents!
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
not *my* fault they gave it to me.
i'm as surprised as everybody else."
also, the faux-bel coins are on sale for the low, low price of 99 cents!
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"i don't need prizes, i only made them *have* a prize.
not *my* fault they gave it to me.
i'm as surprised as everybody else."
also, the faux-bel coins are on sale for the low, low price of 99 cents!
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
not *my* fault they gave it to me.
i'm as surprised as everybody else."
also, the faux-bel coins are on sale for the low, low price of 99 cents!
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
oooh, the faux-bel coins are on sale for the low, low price of 99 cents!
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oooh, the faux-bel coins are on sale for the low, low price of 99 cents!
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
i feel these should be used as a protest accessory somehow.
minnesota ice protester:
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
minnesota ice protester:
i just put my phone down to go get a snack.
realized an hour and a half had passed.
and i have no idea
WHAT i sat down to find on my phone,
WHY i had *really* wanted to find it,
or IF i'd actually found it.
(i do have a nice list of other things to share or write about, though...) 🙃
realized an hour and a half had passed.
and i have no idea
WHAT i sat down to find on my phone,
WHY i had *really* wanted to find it,
or IF i'd actually found it.
(i do have a nice list of other things to share or write about, though...) 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i just put my phone down to go get a snack.
realized an hour and a half had passed.
and i have no idea
WHAT i sat down to find on my phone,
WHY i had *really* wanted to find it,
or IF i'd actually found it.
(i do have a nice list of other things to share or write about, though...) 🙃
realized an hour and a half had passed.
and i have no idea
WHAT i sat down to find on my phone,
WHY i had *really* wanted to find it,
or IF i'd actually found it.
(i do have a nice list of other things to share or write about, though...) 🙃
this page is super special,
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
this page is super special,
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
🥰✊🤣
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
🥰✊🤣
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
*this* signature ought to make every one of donald's orders "hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect".
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*this* signature ought to make every one of donald's orders "hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect".
in re: the tsunami of ads on news sites today.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
in re: the tsunami of ads on news sites today.
i miss helen thomas.
she would have fucked his shit up.
she would have fucked his shit up.
![FILE--Helen Thomas, center, United Press International's correspondent and dean of the White House press corps, watches Sam Donaldson [with a withering glare] in the White House briefing room in this Jan. 12, 1998 file photo. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh, File)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vkeevx5bdenwyu7esenihhq/bafkreiezcfjxy6nf2pzqpjw7qrygpta2andqzupnbac4q3eumf5ltbnoau@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i miss helen thomas.
she would have fucked his shit up.
she would have fucked his shit up.
yeah, gus? not so much.
he also regularly forgets to lie his head down when he's sleeping.
he also regularly forgets to lie his head down when he's sleeping.
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
yeah, gus? not so much.
he also regularly forgets to lie his head down when he's sleeping.
he also regularly forgets to lie his head down when he's sleeping.
helen thomas would have fucked his shit up.
be like helen thomas.
be like helen thomas.
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
helen thomas would have fucked his shit up.
be like helen thomas.
be like helen thomas.
helen thomas would have fucked his shit up.
be like helen thomas.
be like helen thomas.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
helen thomas would have fucked his shit up.
be like helen thomas.
be like helen thomas.