Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.
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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
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Prepare for a National Emergency!
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i made this in february, but it's still relevant.
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
he's gonna put ladies wearing mermaid costumes in there on the regular, isn't he?
just lounging and flapping their tails. with seashell bras.
just lounging and flapping their tails. with seashell bras.
Trump says he will “fix” the reflecting pool. No sign on a healthcare fix yet though.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
he's gonna put ladies wearing mermaid costumes in there on the regular, isn't he?
just lounging and flapping their tails. with seashell bras.
just lounging and flapping their tails. with seashell bras.
i don't have a bank account*
but we have staff to do those sorts of things.
*at least not one you've been able to find yet 😉
but we have staff to do those sorts of things.
*at least not one you've been able to find yet 😉
Speaker Mike Johnson, who brags about Trump’s economy, admitted his visits to the grocery store are “very seldom”
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i don't have a bank account*
but we have staff to do those sorts of things.
*at least not one you've been able to find yet 😉
but we have staff to do those sorts of things.
*at least not one you've been able to find yet 😉
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National Guard members were not getting shot in DC under Joe Biden.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
National Guard members were not getting shot in DC under Joe Biden.
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I'm really curious who leaked that audio. And why.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm really curious who leaked that audio. And why.
![two modern men dressed in 18th century style with powdered wigs, white face powder, rouge, red lipstick, black beauty marks, ruffled shirts, frock coats, knee-length breeches, stockings and canes with the words "how sean duffy expects you to dress on your flight to milwaukee... [plane emoji]" below them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vkeevx5bdenwyu7esenihhq/bafkreidkevcwkqt3hiuk766fkc3erpczrs3fi3n65alhk7g5wjbkwyk5da@jpeg)
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Machiavelli: It is better to be feared than loved, but you must absolutely avoid being *hated.*
So many forget that last part.
So many forget that last part.
It is a bit alarming, when rereading Machiavelli's The Prince, that it lands as reportage rather than political theory. However, I find great comfort in the fact that they are really effing it up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Machiavelli: It is better to be feared than loved, but you must absolutely avoid being *hated.*
So many forget that last part.
So many forget that last part.
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@captmarkkelly.bsky.social, we've got your 6.
Senator Kelly, we've got your 6.
A message for CAPT Mark Kelly (ret.) from his fellow veterans. DON'T GIVE UP THE SHIP.
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social, we've got your 6.
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Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
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The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
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Sigh
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Sigh
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
dhs says bruna ferreia has a previous arrest for battery. neither her lawyer nor the press have been able to find an arrest record for her.
as for michael leavitt, however...he was a bad boy back in 2011.
patch.com/new-hampshir...
as for michael leavitt, however...he was a bad boy back in 2011.
patch.com/new-hampshir...
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
dhs says bruna ferreia has a previous arrest for battery. neither her lawyer nor the press have been able to find an arrest record for her.
as for michael leavitt, however...he was a bad boy back in 2011.
patch.com/new-hampshir...
as for michael leavitt, however...he was a bad boy back in 2011.
patch.com/new-hampshir...
after watching this, i finally understand how snl stayed on the air...
this guy wrote or edited the sketches that were actually good.
Downey Wrote That (2025) - IMDb share.google/Dlnk6ldPEZQ1...
this guy wrote or edited the sketches that were actually good.
Downey Wrote That (2025) - IMDb share.google/Dlnk6ldPEZQ1...
Downey Wrote That (2025) ⭐ 7.2 | Documentary
1h 6m
share.google
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
after watching this, i finally understand how snl stayed on the air...
this guy wrote or edited the sketches that were actually good.
Downey Wrote That (2025) - IMDb share.google/Dlnk6ldPEZQ1...
this guy wrote or edited the sketches that were actually good.
Downey Wrote That (2025) - IMDb share.google/Dlnk6ldPEZQ1...
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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The only Republican speaking with clarity on this issue. Sad that he’s the only one.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The only Republican speaking with clarity on this issue. Sad that he’s the only one.
no, we haven't been reading that story.
they're producing the special ai-slop just for you, donald.
which is why you were surprised when the gov of oregon told you portland was not on fire.
and why you were so weirded out bc the mamdani you met was nothing like who you thought he was.
they're producing the special ai-slop just for you, donald.
which is why you were surprised when the gov of oregon told you portland was not on fire.
and why you were so weirded out bc the mamdani you met was nothing like who you thought he was.
Trump: "We have more people praying. The churches are coming back. I don't know if you've been reading that story but religion is coming back to America."
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
no, we haven't been reading that story.
they're producing the special ai-slop just for you, donald.
which is why you were surprised when the gov of oregon told you portland was not on fire.
and why you were so weirded out bc the mamdani you met was nothing like who you thought he was.
they're producing the special ai-slop just for you, donald.
which is why you were surprised when the gov of oregon told you portland was not on fire.
and why you were so weirded out bc the mamdani you met was nothing like who you thought he was.
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quite a Freudian slip from Fox News' John Roberts here
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
quite a Freudian slip from Fox News' John Roberts here
who's been feeding the turkeys *what* now?!
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
who's been feeding the turkeys *what* now?!
to be fair,
umbrellaing is hard for him.
he needed to focus.
umbrellaing is hard for him.
he needed to focus.
Trump ignores questions from reporters while leaving the White House for a long Thanksgiving weekend
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
to be fair,
umbrellaing is hard for him.
he needed to focus.
umbrellaing is hard for him.
he needed to focus.
jared & ivanka stepped away from politics @ end of 2020.
jared suddenly jumps back into the game @ a month ago on israel.
he's positioned to make a fuck-ton on the reconstruction.
now russia. where he could position himself similarly.
*has ivanka been feeling inspired by survivors speaking up?*
jared suddenly jumps back into the game @ a month ago on israel.
he's positioned to make a fuck-ton on the reconstruction.
now russia. where he could position himself similarly.
*has ivanka been feeling inspired by survivors speaking up?*
Trump says Jared Kushner might be going to the Kremlin to meet with Putin
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
jared & ivanka stepped away from politics @ end of 2020.
jared suddenly jumps back into the game @ a month ago on israel.
he's positioned to make a fuck-ton on the reconstruction.
now russia. where he could position himself similarly.
*has ivanka been feeling inspired by survivors speaking up?*
jared suddenly jumps back into the game @ a month ago on israel.
he's positioned to make a fuck-ton on the reconstruction.
now russia. where he could position himself similarly.
*has ivanka been feeling inspired by survivors speaking up?*
aca marketplace individual health plan avgs:
$380 for a bronze plan with HUGE deductibles & out-of-pocket costs. best for healthy ppl who rarely go to a doc. $4560/yr
$510 for a gold plan. best for ppl who need healthcare fairly regularly & take meds. $6120/yr
PER YEAR for ONE PERSON.
dipshit.
$380 for a bronze plan with HUGE deductibles & out-of-pocket costs. best for healthy ppl who rarely go to a doc. $4560/yr
$510 for a gold plan. best for ppl who need healthcare fairly regularly & take meds. $6120/yr
PER YEAR for ONE PERSON.
dipshit.
Q: Are you going to unveil a healthcare plan?
TRUMP: I like my plan. Don't give money to the insurance companies, give it to people directly and let them go out and buy their own plan
Q: Are you planning to extend ACA subsidies?
T: I'd rather not but it may be necessary to get something else done
TRUMP: I like my plan. Don't give money to the insurance companies, give it to people directly and let them go out and buy their own plan
Q: Are you planning to extend ACA subsidies?
T: I'd rather not but it may be necessary to get something else done
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
aca marketplace individual health plan avgs:
$380 for a bronze plan with HUGE deductibles & out-of-pocket costs. best for healthy ppl who rarely go to a doc. $4560/yr
$510 for a gold plan. best for ppl who need healthcare fairly regularly & take meds. $6120/yr
PER YEAR for ONE PERSON.
dipshit.
$380 for a bronze plan with HUGE deductibles & out-of-pocket costs. best for healthy ppl who rarely go to a doc. $4560/yr
$510 for a gold plan. best for ppl who need healthcare fairly regularly & take meds. $6120/yr
PER YEAR for ONE PERSON.
dipshit.
that's one of his weirdest, and grossest deflections yet.
Q: You're not worried that Witkoff is too pro-Russian?
TRUMP: Look, ahh -- this war could go on for years. Russia has got a lot more people. A lot more soldiers. So I think if Ukraine can make a deal it's a good thing.
TRUMP: Look, ahh -- this war could go on for years. Russia has got a lot more people. A lot more soldiers. So I think if Ukraine can make a deal it's a good thing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
that's one of his weirdest, and grossest deflections yet.
laws against hate speech = bad bc they violate freedom of speech.
reminding troops they are duty-bound to follow the law = bad bc that's dirty fucking seditious talk.
fascinating.
reminding troops they are duty-bound to follow the law = bad bc that's dirty fucking seditious talk.
fascinating.
Countries that have abortion access, DEI policies or protection for LGBTQ+ people will be considered “human rights violators“ by the Trump regime
We’re in the upside down.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
We’re in the upside down.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
laws against hate speech = bad bc they violate freedom of speech.
reminding troops they are duty-bound to follow the law = bad bc that's dirty fucking seditious talk.
fascinating.
reminding troops they are duty-bound to follow the law = bad bc that's dirty fucking seditious talk.
fascinating.
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happy fuck colonialism week! make sure you celebrate anticonsumerism friday
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
happy fuck colonialism week! make sure you celebrate anticonsumerism friday
hey senator bill cassidy?
how does it feel to know that you're a laughingstock,
and a lot of the reason he chose this particular guy was to fuck with you?
www.huffpost.com/entry/ralph-...
how does it feel to know that you're a laughingstock,
and a lot of the reason he chose this particular guy was to fuck with you?
www.huffpost.com/entry/ralph-...
Vaccine Skeptic Given Leadership Job At CDC
As Louisiana's surgeon general, Ralph Abraham has labeled COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous” and halted officials from promoting mass vaccination.
www.huffpost.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
hey senator bill cassidy?
how does it feel to know that you're a laughingstock,
and a lot of the reason he chose this particular guy was to fuck with you?
www.huffpost.com/entry/ralph-...
how does it feel to know that you're a laughingstock,
and a lot of the reason he chose this particular guy was to fuck with you?
www.huffpost.com/entry/ralph-...