Sammy
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Sammy
@autistichalsin.bsky.social
Sammy, they/them enby, autistic, Jewish, loves Halsin. Account owner is over age of 21. Please don't follow if you're an anti, we don't have anything to offer each other.
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Democrats, I am literally telling you I would vote for a ham sandwich at this point. All you have to do is promise me a ham sandwich that isn't bigoted against some minority group. Just promise me a non-bigoted ham sandwich and you win. Is this really so hard?
*Beating my fists on the floor* Fucking "COME BACK" are you for fucking real why would you DO THIS TO ME and my fragile delicate little heart
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I AM LOSING MY MIND!!! THIS EPISODE!!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
THEY HUGGED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Carol made a Rube Goldberg device out of fireworks lmfaoooooooo
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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BREAKING:

The Indiana Senate just REJECTED the gerrymandered congressional map that Trump and his allies pressured Republicans to support.

The GOP-controlled chamber voted down the map, 31-19.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.

The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.

Below is the full, mind-blowing list.

🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨

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December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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This is all connected. The global fascist project is about maintaining control in a world of depleting resources and quality of life. We are an inroad for them. Give them the power to kill us, they can kill anyone. This world ends in fire, unless we stop it.
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think the funniest thing in the world is that Rostropovich was often quoted as saying Jacqueline du Pré was the only cellist worthy of him. Meanwhile, one of his daughters, Olga, literally was a cellist. Can you fucking imagine. I would NEVER recover
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Being racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic are sadly some of the top paying careers thanks to the alt right. Be bigoted, get in trouble, then milk the gravy train for years to come from GFM and the alt-right media circus tour. You'll never go hungry again.
The racist who used the N word has raised over $100k… which is three times what she would have made in a year working at Cinnabon

Meanwhile there’s tons of good people on here asking for a few dollars to eat, pay for meds or remain housed

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December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Obviously this is not a defense of Greene, but it's clear that the secret sauce of Trump 2 is death threats and it's good when people who are receiving them start talking about it. That's the only way we get through this time.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The good news: my tied-for-second favorite baseball team signed a fucking phenomenal closer
The bad news: that phenomenal closer came from my OTHER tied-for-second favorite baseball team
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Who gets custody of Timmy Trumpet? Sugar Diaz or the Mets?
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dodgers signed Edwin Diaz... they are fucking INVINCIBLE now
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Evanescence is going to perform at The Game Awards, and Avenged Sevenfold and Good Charlotte announced a tour?! What is this, 2005????
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
When someone says "I don't hate Halsin because he's poly, I hate him because-" you're about to hear the most rancid polyphobia you ever heard in your life
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The most important political fault line of our time is over whether children are people or property.
This whole so-called “parents rights” movement the right has taken up and the left is supposed to kowtow to for votes is so obviously anti-child it really bothers me to see it presented as anything other than justification for abusive “parenting” and disregard for actual science on child development
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It reminds me so much of my parents, who screeched about "government overreach" a decade or so ago when my younger brother's dentist threatened to report them to CPS for going years without getting him his dental checkups...
This whole so-called “parents rights” movement the right has taken up and the left is supposed to kowtow to for votes is so obviously anti-child it really bothers me to see it presented as anything other than justification for abusive “parenting” and disregard for actual science on child development
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
To the person with That Gale bumper sticker I saw at the shared parking lot for Sprouts and Target: I know you're on this site, come find me
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nothing like joining a fandom, starting to ship a ship and then learning a ton of the shippers are jerks. RIP Ang*l D*st x H*sk you were great while you lasted
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wildest thing about being an adult who was abused as a child, who now has a partner who loves you, is seeing their true and unconditional love and kindness and realizing well shit, this was how I should have been treated all my life
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Paypros censorship 🧵

As you all know, I've faced significant stress this month from having various online accounts dinged in some shape or form. I discussed this on stream earlier this week, but would like to break down the full timeline in post form

Video version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JXx...
Paypros Are Blacklisting Ana Valens?!
YouTube video by Ana Valens Highlights
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM