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Tattoos ought to be HSA/FSA eligible as mental health expenses.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I've been looking for opportunities to give the kids some responsibilities, so this morning before I took them to their mother's I asked them to strip their beds and "throw the sheets in the corner with the other laundry." I have 2 children and laundry in 4 corners... 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
my poor therapist...
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
is it worth taking a day off to go see Spiritbox in December? The triangle would be an easy yes. Greensboro warrants a hotel room... 😕
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
“Zaza, do you know what astinked means?” Yes, do you? “Yeah, astinked means that you’re sort of dead? Like your legs are dead but not your arms or anyfing”
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"should I play a bit of noita this morning?" *remembers that I got through hiisi base for only the second time before I needed to go to bed* "...might be too much pressure for me right now." I finally realized luminous drill w timer could sub in for the other triggers while reducing recharge delay
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I really didn't think I could get much more hyped for Health's Conflict DLC in Dec, but they just keep releasing bangers. (though I'm not sure anything tops Ordinary Loss for me)
SHRED ENVY
YouTube video by HEALTH - Topic
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November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
one day I will not need to look up the syntax for a postgresql CTE... not today, though.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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if the cloudflare hq isn't called the cloudflared base i'm gonna be very disappointed
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
`mist tex` ... Alright, Monday, I see you. (`mix test` is what we were going for)
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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TONIGHT at 5pm! Free film screening + discussion and Q&A with local Starbucks Workers Unite members, hosted by Wilmington DSA ✊

RSVP:
actionnetwork.org/events/starb...
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I have regrets about not pre-ordering this.
The Ocean - Even Deeper [Official Visualizer]
YouTube video by Magnetic Eye Records
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November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
oh. my. god. I might need this. One for each kid's bed? Yes. Sleep tight! (This is a bit. It'd obviously be for my own.)
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
5yo: “it starts with a ‘shh’ and ends with a ‘buh’ … SHARK-DINOSAUR!!!”
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
oof. this one blindsided me right in the feels this morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=g96e...
Another World
YouTube video by Gojira - Topic
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November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me: “ya’ll have the biggest hearts and it makes me so happy.”

5yo: “YEAH THE BIGGEST CORPSE!”

Me: “you have the biggest corpse?”

5yo: “yeah, that’s what I call it. Cool dude corpse.”

Me: “… ok …”
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The best part of relearning cursive outside of a classroom environment is getting to pick and choose which letterforms I like best rather than whatever they want me to use. My Rs Ps and Bs got fucking fancy.
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I don't remember the last time I was this happily surprised by a release. Inlet by Hum, probably? Apparently I can fit 17 1/4 listens in between meetings today. Sorry neighbors.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeaA...
Making Circles
YouTube video by Currents - Topic
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October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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devil on one shoulder: you need to refactor, this is a mess
angel on the other shoulder: just add a seventh parameter to this function it's fine
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I'm so goddamn tired of saying this but: this is it.

All the worrying that trans folks have had since he took office? This is why. This is the first step on a short road that ends with the criminalization of trans existence in the US. It isn't doomsaying. It isn't panic. It's right in front of us.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 27d
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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If you think you’re a more authentic and satisfied version of yourself now than you were in the past, and you got here without some form of agony, without shock at how much more awkward and ungainly the process was than you imagined, you haven’t actually started changing yet.
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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we’re frugal-maxing, ration-pilled, rawdogging our basic needs, economically getting our cheeks clapped
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑‍🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not me breaking my “no more black band tshirts” rule within 72 hours of making it… 😬 It has the “gifted every strength” lyrics on the back. I neeeeeeeeeded it. Also… it fits. Unlike 90% of the ones I’ve had for years.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM