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Joshua
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37 • hobbit • hufflepuff • hip to be square
The Smiths • Seinfeld • 🍕🍕🍕• Braves
オタク • Nintendo • Frescatarian • Anglican

📍North Carolina
Quaker Oats instant grits punch above their weight.
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is one of Barney's greatest scenes. 😂🤣
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Got caught up on the Rurouni Kenshin 2023 remake.

It's well done, and follows the manga more closely, but the original 1996 is my favorite anime series ever.

So I've been rewatching, and what I can't understand is why my Chinese bootleg boxset is a higher quality than my official release boxset.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Whatever you consider to be the 'Golden Era' of The Simpsons, there's a quirkiness to seasons one and two that I really enjoy. :)
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@profanity.accountant Have I cursed?
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Shoutout to chocolate milk.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I still don’t understand why that Shredder action figure was shirtless.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
🦃
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bit on the Black Friday deal. $178 instead of $200. And I just couldn’t bring myself to pay a scalper double that amount for the 30th anniversary edition, despite how much better it looks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Went to see Nate Bargatze this evening. As expected, he was very funny. 🙂
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
protip: sprinkle a little Tajín into your grits.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Shoutout to eggnog.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This past weekend, I was afforded the rare opportunity to hang out with two of my oldest friends. We hit up the Chinese buffet, the video arcade, TopGolf and Whataburger (not pictured). It was a good time. 😊
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I want to watch the Atlanta Braves play some baseball.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Boy, people on the internet sure are mean.
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Completed Ghost of Yōtei at 85 hours.

Gonna spend a little extra time wrapping up some collection quests and nab the last couple of trophies (something I don’t usually even care about or bother with).

Masterpiece.
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Only 103 days until pitchers and catchers report!
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Baseball rules.
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A simple cheeseburger. Two thin smash patties seasoned with Lawry’s and black pepper, adorned with two slices of deli American on a kaiser roll that I buttered and toasted on the griddle. Only added ketchup and mustard. Unsophisticated and delicious. 😊
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Gonna spend the rest of my evening watching some classic Nicktoons Halloween specials and some Treehouses of Horror mixed in. 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
These comments are killing me. 😂
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Tigers have got some work to do if they're gonna pull this one off. 😬
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reposted by Joshua
I love that the pope is a baseball fan and that he can be trolled like this.
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM