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The CFPB is one of the American people’s best defenses against waste, fraud, and abuse.

Demolishing it will, of course, lead to more waste, fraud, and abuse.
February 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Tulsi Gabbard has just been confirmed as the Director of National Intelligence. 😫
February 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
February 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
February 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fuck that orange ass. You too Google. Dumb .
February 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The amount of people laughing at the celebrities losing houses is disgusting. First off, it is not just celebrities. Second, these are people. People who died. They lost their pets, their photo albums, priceless things. Why are people ugly anymore? Where is the empathy? My heart goes out CA
January 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I wish I could go a single day without saying, Trump is such an effin a-hole (moron, idiot, f-wad.... Take your pick. ) But I am assuming this won't happen until the day after he dies.
January 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.
December 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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The AfD is controversial even among other European far-right parties because many of its leaders are not shy about expressing Nazi sympathies.

And Elon Musk is straight up applauding them, calling the party Germany’s last, best hope.
Elon Musk applauds the German neo-Nazi party
After rallying behind Trump, the tech billionaire supports AfD and other anti-immigration parties.
www.motherjones.com
December 21, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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But let’s stop calling it DOGE. A federal “Department” has legal significance and must be authorized by Congress - not just by the announcement of a man not yet President and his largest donor.

Think “Department” of Homeland Security. Stop diminishing legal structures by adopting their lexicon.
Frost: Let's be honest about DOGE and this whole thing, it's a joke. Two billionaires who are cosplaying as government officials..
December 7, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Your move, Ron 😆
John Fetterman Jokes He'll Consider Confirming DeSantis—But Only On One Hilarious Condition
Your move, Ron 😆
www.comicsands.com
December 5, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Suddenly, Trump's ugliest oompa loompa moment popped up in my news feed. He's a ugly dude, but sheesh...this is hard to look at
December 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Imagine you're trying to get the toughest military job in America ....

...and you're against women in combat...

...and you're sending your mom out to fight your battles for you.
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Ah, the faces of cowardice.
December 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I have no problem with the Hunter pardon. We would be hearing about him for the next several years either way. It really is their only response when asked a tough question. What about Hunter Biden? Go fiddle yourself, ya load of wankers.
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I simply can't wrap my head around the fact that there are actually people out there thinking, "Kash Patel? Hegseth? Oh yes, great picks!"
December 5, 2024 at 12:21 AM
December 5, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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Dinesh D'Souza admitting his film "2000 Mules" had a "flaw" is like saying the Titanic had a "mild flotational hinderance"
December 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Jimmy Kimmel just DESTROYED Donald Trump’s entire administration. 🤣
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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they would NEVER let anyone see this 👇 www.thegodpodcast.com/p/announcing...
Announcing Project 2029
The Progressive Blueprint for a Fairer, Stronger Future.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 26, 2024 at 1:54 AM
It is winter, otherwise known as drink water every 3 days season. I have post-it notes, phone reminders, Alexa reminders, yet I still have 3 full open cans of bubly from Friday in front of me. Whhhhyyyyy, brain, whhhhyyyyy? #adhd
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 AM