Remember: the democratic candidates job is to offer nothing, to change nothing, and to do so with a smug sense of predestination; the voter's job is to vote for them regardless, remembering that better things are not possible

Two of them

In memoriam, I recommend listening to the classic episode of @boontavista.com where they covered Adams's self-proclaimed ability to hypnotize listeners (and himself) into having no touch orgasms.

alright here you go

Christ Alive lol

I mean if we were doing capital to capital it's probably more comparable to NYC to like... Boston and that's so fucking expensive lol what are you guys doing over there

Oh they've got one of those Dullard Premiers

It rules how you basically can't give them feedback either. The one occupation that can just go "we're not going to do anything about it" without recourse

Sometimes the purge lists write themselves

(guy doomed to repeat history voice) you just have to swallow your pride and VOTE!!

The latter I am just allergic to being flirted with

I instantly kill myself with the hammer