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Azonei
@azonei.bsky.social
Brit, relocated & naturalised in Australia.
Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour.
Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)
Pinned
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
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I did this last January and people loved it so it's becoming an annual event.
Come to the shop on Jan 10th & 11th and there will be piles of half price 'seconds' in the middle of the room, all at 50% off :)
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Blade Runner rendered as a pulp fiction paperback by Timothy Anderson
timothyandersonart-illustration.blogspot.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dinner tonight.

Sometimes I forget that we have such good food on our doorstep, and eating tonight in a Japanese style
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
2hrs yard work (started at 7am) filling in potholes along the driveway with road base, and I am absolutely drenched in sweat.
I am wetter than an otter's pocket!
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
They are not perfect, but last week I finished setting up the 2nd chicken run, each housing 6 hens and a rooster, to keep them safe from harm - and to stop my roosters from fighting each other.
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I've been getting a weird numbness in my thigh recently, and it's been getting worse of late.
Turns out it's likely caused by pressure on a nerve in my spine, so I'm waiting on a CT scan this morning.

CT scan is bulk-billed, so won't cost me anything, but may need an MRI if CT scan isn't conclusive
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Two more dragon fruit flowers appeared overnight.
Apparently they only flower for one night, and you can see the remains of the first flower just to the right of the top one
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Dragon fruit is now flowering, with a massive flower that bloomed overnight/this morning

2 large buds are still growing at the moment, but I think they'll probably flower very soon
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yeah it's still pretty hot here
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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We all ready?
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm down 1 kidney thanks to cancer.
Cancer can take a kick in the bollocks and fuck right off into the sea
Not meaning to state the obvious but cancer is shit and the deterioration it brings to lovely people is even worse.

Fuck cancer, the bastard nonce that it is.
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Today is Receipt Day!

It's a simple concept - every single order on shop.mr.bingo from NOW until 10am tomorrow (Nov 29th) morning will receive a signed & dated hand written sweary receipt.

And YES, for once it’s GLOBAL 🌍

So you have 24 hours to order and qualify for one :)
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts:

The Mission
Nine Inch Nails
Einstürzende Neubauten
Rammstein
New Model Army
Introduce yourself with five concerts:

Violent Femmes
The Magnetic Fields
Nina Simone
Leonard Cohen
Iris Dement
introduce yourself with five concerts

einstürzende neubauten
The Cure
Blonde Redhead
Tribe Called Red
ANOHNI and the Johnsons
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Up the Arts tote bag by @mr-bingo.bsky.social spotted in the wild (well, Townsville, Australia, which is pretty wild at times..)
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I've been outside for a bit of work on the new chicken run.
finished what I could do around 9am, & it was bloody hot then!
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's a quarter past 7 in the morning, and it already feels like 32°.

I'm sweating more than a priest in confession 🥵
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM