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Millennial nerd | I make the computer do the beep-boop to survive late-stage capitalism | Solo game dev still I promise, it's just hard to keep up lol
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Because I've seen other posts looking for mutuals, help me stop being a digital hermit if you like any of these:

-Ace Attorney
-Zero Escape
-Fire Emblem
-Turn Based RPGs (Paper Mario, M&L, Octopath Traveler, SMT, Omori, Mother 3, etc)
-Undertale & Deltarune
-Balatro, my digital dopamine addiction
Y'know, I had a lot of things on my bingo board for 2025, but I didn't have my grandpa using TikTok and calling it "Ticky Tock" on there
March 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
People: so how's it going

Me: playing 64 wordless at once to relax
February 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
So people label themselves by their horoscope or Myers-Briggs or whatever, but really people should be telling others what Sammer Guy they are www.mariowiki.com/List_of_Samm...
List of Sammer Guys
This is a comprehensive list of all 100 Sammer Guys from Super Paper Mario. The majority of Sammer Guys have a name which is a reference or pun on something Nintendo-related.
www.mariowiki.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This week driving to an appointment, I said "Ugh, hopefully I'll get in and out of here quickly"

Google Maps: Here are directions to an In-N-Out in Nevada 😊

I didn't turn my microphone on or ask for directions. It just redirected me without any prompting...
January 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Hey @democrats.org there’s hope fam
Scientists Have Grown a Human Spine In a Lab
Well, almost.
www.popularmechanics.com
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.

It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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my new quiz is out. let me know how you do.

these are real photographs with AI elements slipped in using "generative fill" and "inpainting" technology. your job: spot what's fake. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Which Parts of These Images Are A.I.-Generated? (Gift Article)
This quiz shows genuine images that were edited with A.I. tools. Your job: Find what’s fake.
www.nytimes.com
December 27, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Just realized that American Dad has been on the air for 21 (!!!) seasons and about fell out of my chair
November 23, 2024 at 12:56 AM
In happier news Daniel Jones has finally been sent to the shadow realm and I'm ready for this team to be meme material with Devito once again
November 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Family: Buy a house and you'll have the same payment for the duration of the mortgage!
My escrow payment going up 30%: 🤡

I know it's still way better than renting and having my rent getting jacked up randomly, but man... I'm lucky I'm locked in at a low interest rate
November 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #13 🦆
November 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Boggles my mind that a non-white coworker of mine is confident that Trump is going to win next week and ALSO not worried about his safety at all in a swing state ☠️
October 29, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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October 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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October 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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October 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Because I've seen other posts looking for mutuals, help me stop being a digital hermit if you like any of these:

-Ace Attorney
-Zero Escape
-Fire Emblem
-Turn Based RPGs (Paper Mario, M&L, Octopath Traveler, SMT, Omori, Mother 3, etc)
-Undertale & Deltarune
-Balatro, my digital dopamine addiction
October 22, 2024 at 11:49 AM
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this one goes out to the 2 ghost trick fans
October 22, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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Hi new Bluesky users. Semi-annual reminder to follow my favorite part of this website: the Gift Links feed.

It shows any free link to an otherwise paywalled article that’s shared by anyone on Bluesky. It has legit changed how I read the news.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Not The Onion. Published in 1978.
October 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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I wish that instead of being embarrassed of games with older graphics and seeing them as something to be updated, that game companies would see these older graphics as art worthy of being preserved and celebrated and studied.
October 16, 2024 at 6:13 PM
tfw you have a dream about the newest Smash game and it's called Double Smash, where you alternate fighters every time you lose a stock
October 16, 2024 at 12:25 PM
These Bluesky join numbers everyone's getting feel like the number Spongebob would call out when you pick up your order of Pretty Patties
September 19, 2024 at 12:13 PM
What keeps me entertained at work sometimes is the recent goings on of a man I'll call Mr. T:

- Crypto bro with a Cybertruck
- Married someone after 2 months of dating them (!) and signed no prenup (!!)
- Requested a $115 chip bowl in their wedding registry (and someone bought it for them!!!)
September 13, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I didn't have the "What Not to Wear" folks pivoting to "Wear Whatever the F You Want" on my 2024 bingo card, but I welcome it www.self.com/story/clinto...
‘Wear Whatever The F You Want’ Is Stacy London and Clinton Kelly’s Apology Show
“The world has changed a lot since the run of ‘What Not to Wear,’ and, thankfully, so have we.”
www.self.com
September 13, 2024 at 12:38 PM