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Bardic Badger 🐀
@b4djur.bsky.social
40, PNW, Queer
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You have sunstroke. You've been poisoned. You must feel nauseous. You're all well now. What a great doctor I am! Who do you want to see? was just brought in, and is still unconscious. Please pay $ for the doctor's fee. Yes No Your friend, right? ... It's very serious.
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They made a cooking show about this?!
Ava Gardner stars with Humphrey Bogart, Edmond O'Brien, Marius Goring, Valentina Cortese, Rossano Brazzi and Elizabeth Sellars in the 🇺🇸 American drama film “THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA” directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz

🎬 United Artists
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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important
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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your teen years will be ruined just because you didn't buy an Egg.
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Toooongue
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Typing into the void helps, even a little bit.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I lost the traction I was making with my nails and cuticles, chewed them right up. Back to old horrible habits
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Maybe sleeping in the car will brighten my mood, make me feel homeless again.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Panic attack? Existential crisis? On my husband's birthday? More likely than you think.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Why does anyone keep me around? Just to pay bills? I'm as interesting as wet cardboard.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I fuck everything up. A waste of space at 40. I really should have died years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Woops
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Goodbye our little ray of sunshine.He was totally fine then I heard a weird sound and he was twitching.He passed in minutesMy heart can't take it anymore after 17 babies over 6years.
Moose
Teddy
Gus
Colby
Calvin
Grandpa
Earl
Ziggurat
Cruton
Science
Sputnik
Pitch
Hector
Binx
Cysco
Stanley
Prismo
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
theonion.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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girl.
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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My final inktober post/video, a round up of all 31 images (32 if you count my original pen test!)

Please blow this up! I worked really hard this month and I’m so proud! And thank you to everyone who supported me through commissions or kind words throughout!
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
theonion.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sun cooked chicken breast. I love you Prismo.
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM