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The Hearse Whisperer

@babadooknukem.bsky.social

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music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons) linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · Oct 11

how’s my driving??? Dial 1-800-CHUG-PISS

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 6h

that's one way to put it

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Quake (Erin) @quakeroc.bsky.social · 9h

a negative buddha telling you bad things

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 7h

*nodding wisely* thank u Jameson and Venetian Snares CD

strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 12h

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 12h

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 7h

if he signs any of that shit in the next five days I'll go live on stream and eat an entire page out of Infinite Jest

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 10h

I think some of them must have thought it was rude to depict jesus as a baby, which is also a very funny thing to me

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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 3d

🧵: a community safety warning (or, yes, it's Laurelai Bailey again)

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 12h

I'm obsessed with it but the dress is like, swimsuit material and I'm afraid its going to be 40 degrees out. considering suffering for it.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 14h

Fuck… FUCK. I think my baby’s favorite music is ska.

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 14h

the last civil war widow could have conceivably played Yakuza Like A Dragon

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

because I am a real historical fashion mega freako I do own a period-appropriateish 1890s corset and bustled underskirt that I think would really punch this one up... my closest shoes are 1910s but no one is gonna notice that except me

The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

this Sheglit gown that is pretty passable for the year Dracula was written

-a little plain I guess?

-comfy

-almost zero chance anyone in america owns this

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

last one, I have this dress in black which is more like...70's victorian revival but the drama is hard to argue with

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

I think people might get confused if I do a costume change

The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

any of these dresses printed with Takato Yamamoto's erotic vampire art, I actually own five of these but one is just a long t-shirt

-kind of casual aside from the prints

-the best one (black and white) is a fleece lined winter dress and if they cut the heat on in the venue I will actually perish

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

this Sheglit gown that is pretty passable for the year Dracula was written

-a little plain I guess?

-comfy

-almost zero chance anyone in america owns this

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

hell yes!!!

The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

ok first of all I own this set modeled after Eiko Ishioka's armor design from the 1992 movie. This should be a slam dunk but it has some PROBLEMS:

-VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

-can't dance in this

-bought it off the rack so there's a pretty good chance someone had the same idea

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

ok instead of being mad on the computer I'm gonna post a bunch of dresses and yall can tell me which one to wear to Dracula's Ball

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15h

crystal pepsi ass candidate

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 16h

bluesky is not the product, bluesky users are not the product, it’s the code that is the product. the ability to set up your own independent bluesky. which does not exist. so there is no product

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · Aug 22

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16h

I'm literally telling you I will take this whole country down with me before I help you pick and choose which minorities are icky enough to cut loose from society so I SUGGEST you use the next THREE YEARS to bring me somebody better

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16h

I'm a single issue voter and my single issue is "do you want to feed my friends into a wood chipper", if your bitch ass can't manage a weak little "no" then get the fuck out of my face!!!!

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 17h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d

The image is the robot from Chrono Trigger saying "Machines can never produce true art because they can never be horny the first step in making any piece of art"

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