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the disposable evidence that makes you feel morally bereft
The intentional screw I didn't do anything to deserve in the new tire has made me tired.
-every oppressed group/survivor of gang stalking ever
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's late, but I love it. Gen X Men and Women have assembled.
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Screw everybody and their delicious looking food pictures. I have a stupid heart 💔 😭
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Are we actually getting wage garnished for student loans? I already can't afford rent. I guess apartments are just going to be flipped into prisons where rich people can beat us now? Yay!
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Trying to extort money from me because I seem too happy is a fundamental misunderstanding of my situation. Guy I'm in the negative and this unflinching flat affect is courtesy of trauma. I can tell by that drink you're doing WAY better than me. I didn't know my thrifted shirt was a Lagerfeld.
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Men have always been the source of the violence. Always.

Keep it simple, shockingly so. The word patriarchy doesn't register to folks anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Forcing the passengers to buckle up and listen to Jimmy Durante, the way God intended.
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Way too much of a clean freak to be a gambler.
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Random new age fb reel: "We tend to think your spirit is in your body..."
What? I don't.
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My secret is that Benny Mardone's unhinged video for "Into the Night" lives rent free in my head, but specifically around 2:48 it's how he drops the carpet on the floor. I think of it everytime I hear anything about CCR or Aladdin. One year off everybody's life sentence for this masterpiece.
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When the kid's dad told me the kid couldn't talk because he was out Christmas shopping I didn't ask with which girlfriend. Yay me! I didn't start a fight yet today.
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Don't any of you dare make this about immigration:

If a pedo extra-terrestrial crash landed on your sofa and wanted girls, you would escort them elsewhere.
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Landlord that shows the apartment exactly 4 days before Christmas and 4 days after Christmas. Brother, I'm poor. I'll wrap you a half paper plate of noodle kugel to go.
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Turns out, screaming "I'm nice" will get you exactly 10 seconds of attention.
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"well they busted your heart open like a cheap can of biscuits" is my new favorite phrase and I'm willing to go to a bar a few times just to make the opportunity to say it to somebody.
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Osage oranges (the alien brain fruits) were distributed around my area in the ice age by giant ground sloths. I will now be writing the legend of Sloth Claws.
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Alien brain tree eggs for breakfast. Ok, just these weirdo non-edible fruits.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm a pacifist but physicians should not be rich. Their medical research subjects are often poor people working in hazardous conditions. Go to any country or city, any population where there are high rates of cancer and chemical/material pollution. You will find minority populations.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If we were going to elect an 80s household name as president, it could have been Steve Martin.
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
cheetos look like freeze dried käsespätzle
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
About to become an eccentric lady of leisure and start a salt and pepper shaker collection
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
it's as if vast income inequality hasn't been in our face everyday for at least 400 years. don't ever let rich people try to make you think they care to change. they want people who live in shitty neighborhoods to clean, cook, and do crap jobs in exchange for slips of paper we can't even write on.
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Please tell all the idiots who still attempt silent treatment that their flies are unzipped and Christmas wreaths are stupid.
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I was responsible for the geese in bonnets decor
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM