BackupEggroll
@backupeggroll.bsky.social
I washed my face this morning and my glasses got real clean. Also, my shirt's inside out. I am Spider-Man. This is the life I lead. Also, it's Nerf or nothin'.
For my new year's resolution, increasing positive self talk, I will be referring to myself as "cable-knit."
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For my new year's resolution, increasing positive self talk, I will be referring to myself as "cable-knit."
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*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
They out here Casino Royalin' these kids. Child a-buse.
June 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They out here Casino Royalin' these kids. Child a-buse.
Got a scare when I thought I saw a chupacabra whilst mowing late at night. Luckily, I remembered that they aren't indigenous to Iowa.
May 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Got a scare when I thought I saw a chupacabra whilst mowing late at night. Luckily, I remembered that they aren't indigenous to Iowa.
With my current lack of moisture my boss name in Elden Ring would be "The Dry One." If I were the player, instead of bonfires there would be tubs of cocoa butter.
May 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
With my current lack of moisture my boss name in Elden Ring would be "The Dry One." If I were the player, instead of bonfires there would be tubs of cocoa butter.
What is it about putting your hair up that changes your life?
April 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What is it about putting your hair up that changes your life?
I'm here to take calls and chew bubblegum, and damned if I'm not outta bubblegum.
January 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm here to take calls and chew bubblegum, and damned if I'm not outta bubblegum.
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Happy New Year's Eve 2024!
January 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Happy New Year's Eve 2024!
I present to you the forbidden gyoza.
December 29, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I present to you the forbidden gyoza.
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I said “THE FLOOR IS JAVA” when I dropped my coffee and I got a high five from 5 other Dads
December 20, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I said “THE FLOOR IS JAVA” when I dropped my coffee and I got a high five from 5 other Dads
How did I live without an entertainment center for over 20 years? I have finally arrived.
December 3, 2024 at 7:09 PM
How did I live without an entertainment center for over 20 years? I have finally arrived.
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The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
Especially now that I have my heavy faux mink blanket on it.
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Especially now that I have my heavy faux mink blanket on it.
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The “let’s stay up all night till the flight” plan has never worked out for anyone.
November 29, 2024 at 1:30 AM
The “let’s stay up all night till the flight” plan has never worked out for anyone.
Gonna live my best life while sealing up a deep freeze with a side of Portishead.
November 27, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Gonna live my best life while sealing up a deep freeze with a side of Portishead.
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Watching captain america: the winter soldier at 7:40am
November 25, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Watching captain america: the winter soldier at 7:40am
Am I allergic to caffeine? Yes. Am I going to drink this coffee that has it? Yes. Will I need an epipen? No. Is it important that you all know this? Absolutely not.
November 26, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Am I allergic to caffeine? Yes. Am I going to drink this coffee that has it? Yes. Will I need an epipen? No. Is it important that you all know this? Absolutely not.
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My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
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25 November 1921 | A Czech Jew, Luis Krakauer, was born in Hlučín.
In Auschwitz from 31 January 1942.
No. 26239
He perished in the camp on 14 March 1942.
In Auschwitz from 31 January 1942.
No. 26239
He perished in the camp on 14 March 1942.
November 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM
25 November 1921 | A Czech Jew, Luis Krakauer, was born in Hlučín.
In Auschwitz from 31 January 1942.
No. 26239
He perished in the camp on 14 March 1942.
In Auschwitz from 31 January 1942.
No. 26239
He perished in the camp on 14 March 1942.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 24,1954
November 24,1954
November 24, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 24,1954
November 24,1954
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Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
November 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
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