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@badgirlapologist.bsky.social
peepee and hooha nurse
unabashed queer
by each crime and every kindness we birth our future
unabashed queer
by each crime and every kindness we birth our future
the “idk how anyone can just go to work” crowd is revealing themselves as office people and consider most other adults to be office people
my hospital hit record high bed holds in the emergency room bc there’s no inpatient beds. i’m a fucking nurse, i have to go to work in a crisis lol
my hospital hit record high bed holds in the emergency room bc there’s no inpatient beds. i’m a fucking nurse, i have to go to work in a crisis lol
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
the “idk how anyone can just go to work” crowd is revealing themselves as office people and consider most other adults to be office people
my hospital hit record high bed holds in the emergency room bc there’s no inpatient beds. i’m a fucking nurse, i have to go to work in a crisis lol
my hospital hit record high bed holds in the emergency room bc there’s no inpatient beds. i’m a fucking nurse, i have to go to work in a crisis lol
i never thought a man could touch my heart or make me feel emotionally fulfilled but
every time I spend 3 straight nights with a boomer man surgery patient with a new ostomy and they tear up a lil bit in the morning when i say i’m not coming back, that’s the good shit
every time I spend 3 straight nights with a boomer man surgery patient with a new ostomy and they tear up a lil bit in the morning when i say i’m not coming back, that’s the good shit
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
i never thought a man could touch my heart or make me feel emotionally fulfilled but
every time I spend 3 straight nights with a boomer man surgery patient with a new ostomy and they tear up a lil bit in the morning when i say i’m not coming back, that’s the good shit
every time I spend 3 straight nights with a boomer man surgery patient with a new ostomy and they tear up a lil bit in the morning when i say i’m not coming back, that’s the good shit
I’m so scared for the rest of the winter. Healthcare is not okay
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m so scared for the rest of the winter. Healthcare is not okay
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Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Just saying out loud that I remember this morning when they were saying that they weren’t going to do anything besides the Maduro kidnapping
Before they announced they were also going to run the entire country
I remember a few hours ago
Before they announced they were also going to run the entire country
I remember a few hours ago
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Just saying out loud that I remember this morning when they were saying that they weren’t going to do anything besides the Maduro kidnapping
Before they announced they were also going to run the entire country
I remember a few hours ago
Before they announced they were also going to run the entire country
I remember a few hours ago
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
i’m so tired of going to work after monumental political events and having to watch fox news in my patient rooms
i hope they’re all confused tonight so i can put the TV on game show network instead and they won’t notice
i hope they’re all confused tonight so i can put the TV on game show network instead and they won’t notice
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i’m so tired of going to work after monumental political events and having to watch fox news in my patient rooms
i hope they’re all confused tonight so i can put the TV on game show network instead and they won’t notice
i hope they’re all confused tonight so i can put the TV on game show network instead and they won’t notice
so the president of venezuela got kidnapped by the US military ostensibly for producing the “weapon of mass destruction” i inject into people every day?
illicit fentanyl doesn’t even come from venezuela
this is truly the stupidest timeline
illicit fentanyl doesn’t even come from venezuela
this is truly the stupidest timeline
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
so the president of venezuela got kidnapped by the US military ostensibly for producing the “weapon of mass destruction” i inject into people every day?
illicit fentanyl doesn’t even come from venezuela
this is truly the stupidest timeline
illicit fentanyl doesn’t even come from venezuela
this is truly the stupidest timeline
i actually don’t understand why they even want to do this?
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
i actually don’t understand why they even want to do this?
quit smoking
no for real quit smoking
people usually think about lung cancer but you don’t want to go through bladder cancer, which is heavily associated with smoking
i ❤️❤️❤️❤️ urology but the 60% complication rate for cystectomies ain’t cute
no for real quit smoking
people usually think about lung cancer but you don’t want to go through bladder cancer, which is heavily associated with smoking
i ❤️❤️❤️❤️ urology but the 60% complication rate for cystectomies ain’t cute
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
quit smoking
no for real quit smoking
people usually think about lung cancer but you don’t want to go through bladder cancer, which is heavily associated with smoking
i ❤️❤️❤️❤️ urology but the 60% complication rate for cystectomies ain’t cute
no for real quit smoking
people usually think about lung cancer but you don’t want to go through bladder cancer, which is heavily associated with smoking
i ❤️❤️❤️❤️ urology but the 60% complication rate for cystectomies ain’t cute
promising start
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
promising start
i think i will be eating a breakfast burrito and drinking a tequila sunrise before bed here on Jan 1, 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i think i will be eating a breakfast burrito and drinking a tequila sunrise before bed here on Jan 1, 2026
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
also, one time a doctor in the hospital cafeteria at 4 AM told me there’s no upper limit for safe caffeine consumption. we good fam
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
also, one time a doctor in the hospital cafeteria at 4 AM told me there’s no upper limit for safe caffeine consumption. we good fam
my only opinion on alcohol discourse is don’t get esophageal varices
ever seen an anesthesiologist try to intubate and tampenade an esophageal hemorrhage through a nonstop river of blood?
ever seen an anesthesiologist try to intubate and tampenade an esophageal hemorrhage through a nonstop river of blood?
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
my only opinion on alcohol discourse is don’t get esophageal varices
ever seen an anesthesiologist try to intubate and tampenade an esophageal hemorrhage through a nonstop river of blood?
ever seen an anesthesiologist try to intubate and tampenade an esophageal hemorrhage through a nonstop river of blood?
ringing in the new year at the hospital, where everything will surely suck shit. the perfect shift to top off this absolutely fucking piece of shit year
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ringing in the new year at the hospital, where everything will surely suck shit. the perfect shift to top off this absolutely fucking piece of shit year
but first, i have to do a bunch of chores because my house looks terrible
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
but first, i have to do a bunch of chores because my house looks terrible
i slept for 14 straight hours following family christmas courtesy of trazodone and i intend on doing it again ahead of my shifts this week going into the new year
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
i slept for 14 straight hours following family christmas courtesy of trazodone and i intend on doing it again ahead of my shifts this week going into the new year
merry christmas, i spent mine restraining and sedating a delirious postop patient with an epidural line and a 8L oxygen demand
#nursesky
#nursesky
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
merry christmas, i spent mine restraining and sedating a delirious postop patient with an epidural line and a 8L oxygen demand
#nursesky
#nursesky
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This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
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This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
Department of Veterans Affairs quietly implements abortion ban
A VA spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that the ban was in place following a Department of Justice memo issued last week.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
two days out from Avatar: Fire and Ash, I have some Thoughts
Colonel Miles Quaritch is one of the most fascinating characters I’ve seen on screen this year
My optimistic take on the obvious white savior… issues… in these movies is that the Navi define belonging based on relationships, not birth—
Colonel Miles Quaritch is one of the most fascinating characters I’ve seen on screen this year
My optimistic take on the obvious white savior… issues… in these movies is that the Navi define belonging based on relationships, not birth—
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
two days out from Avatar: Fire and Ash, I have some Thoughts
Colonel Miles Quaritch is one of the most fascinating characters I’ve seen on screen this year
My optimistic take on the obvious white savior… issues… in these movies is that the Navi define belonging based on relationships, not birth—
Colonel Miles Quaritch is one of the most fascinating characters I’ve seen on screen this year
My optimistic take on the obvious white savior… issues… in these movies is that the Navi define belonging based on relationships, not birth—