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badhairday.bsky.social
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@badhairday.bsky.social
Well…I’m here now
Why are there strangers on my Following tab?
spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
ALT: spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
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January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Rewatching The Americans and solidifying my hate for Paige…
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I hated the Great Pumpkin special when I was a kid. I found it legitimately upsetting that adults were giving him a rock and no one cared
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This is my annual reminder that Charlie Brown had absolutely shit parents, because if that was my kid, every house on the block would get one of those rocks through the front window
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So many people need to be in jail
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I legit thought that was broccoli on top of
September 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Caviar on chicken and waffles is BONKERS
Live look at what @mumbles-j.bsky.social had for dinner. Peep the caviar.
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I am watching this French series and one of the actors look like Elon. Elon Le Pew if you will
September 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Rewatching episode 4 of alien earth. I’ll be so glad when Space Billy Idol yanks up Dirty Feet aka Boy kavalier
September 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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At some point in the coming months I need to reckon with the fact that I’m clearly now too old for my life. All I do is 1) sleep and 2) wish I was sleeping and 3) plan for the next time I will be able to sleep.
August 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Heartbroken to hear James Dobson has died age 89. It should have been a lot sooner
August 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Paying passengers were “mission specialists”…people are so fkn stupid
June 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
God should’ve stopped creation with the cute animals
June 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m watching the Titan documentary and this videographer is describing the CEO as “really smart…a genius even…just the way he was talking…so much confidence”. Bitch what???
June 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My man Dougal sleeps with a He-man blanket
June 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m watching Father Ted for the first time. Why they push the priest in the wheelchair over in the opening credits😂😂😂😂😂
June 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Rewatching the strain and getting pissed all over again at Ephraim’s wig…
May 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My sister and I are rewatching Troll. WTF were we watching as kids😂😂😂😂
May 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The cravenness of white people is truly breathtaking
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That man look like his dentures are slipping…
February 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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americans are busy fighting a coup and the democratic leadership is like "i dunno guys, maybe comply with the coup?"

Top Democrat calls for compliance with Elon Musk’s ridiculous demands www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Top Democrat calls for compliance with Elon Musk’s ridiculous demands
Democratic Rep. Gerry Connolly, the highest-ranking Democrat on the House Oversight Committee, said government workers should comply with an Elon Musk order that is being disputed by others. Musk’s De...
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February 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
How do men fall asleep so fast? Does their audacity wipe them out?
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Wow! (via Raw Alerts)
February 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM