Girl Master Alexa 🏳️⚧️
@badjokegoddess.bsky.social
Just your ordinary DnD and BG3 nerd. Now in she/her pronouns :3
I am a forever DM and loving SO to @estherka.bsky.social <3
I am a forever DM and loving SO to @estherka.bsky.social <3
I've played too much Crusaders Kings 2 and now I've got the phrase "Force vassalization" stuck in my head and I can't rest until I somehow make it a sex thing
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I've played too much Crusaders Kings 2 and now I've got the phrase "Force vassalization" stuck in my head and I can't rest until I somehow make it a sex thing
Recently I've been playing as a skelligan lore-accurate berserker woman (meaning barbarian/druid) in my wife's Witcher campaign and I think I've invented a new relationship dynamic with her Regis
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Recently I've been playing as a skelligan lore-accurate berserker woman (meaning barbarian/druid) in my wife's Witcher campaign and I think I've invented a new relationship dynamic with her Regis
Having your lesbian wife cook proper meals for you is cool as fuck until she asks you for any help and yells at you like gordon ramsey when you do anything wrong
July 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Having your lesbian wife cook proper meals for you is cool as fuck until she asks you for any help and yells at you like gordon ramsey when you do anything wrong
I'm genderfluid but rather than on the man-woman spectrum, I'm genderfluid on the woman-silly little horrible genderless goblin spectrum
July 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm genderfluid but rather than on the man-woman spectrum, I'm genderfluid on the woman-silly little horrible genderless goblin spectrum
You can easily tell who the sub in a relationship is when they barely try to open the pickle jar, immediately hand it to their partner and get all smiley when the partner does it easily.
July 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You can easily tell who the sub in a relationship is when they barely try to open the pickle jar, immediately hand it to their partner and get all smiley when the partner does it easily.
Fuck it, I'm doing more art for the fun of it. This time coming straight from your house. #Deltarune
July 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fuck it, I'm doing more art for the fun of it. This time coming straight from your house. #Deltarune
I'm not good at art and might never be, but here's my shitty little goblin ash mystery oracle #Pathfinder
July 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm not good at art and might never be, but here's my shitty little goblin ash mystery oracle #Pathfinder
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dear new followers and mutuals please do not think i am american . i am not . please .
May 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
dear new followers and mutuals please do not think i am american . i am not . please .
The second hottest being to ever like my posts
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The second hottest being to ever like my posts
Explain your username:
I am addicted to making terrible jokes -> bad joke
I'm dominant in a lesbian relationship/I have a god complex from worldbuilding my campaign world -> goddess
I am addicted to making terrible jokes -> bad joke
I'm dominant in a lesbian relationship/I have a god complex from worldbuilding my campaign world -> goddess
explain your username:
My name is Maddie and I ask questions
My name is Maddie and I ask questions
Explain your username:
back when i was a stinky little /b/ poster the people in the fur threads used tripcodes to generate usernames for themselves and i decided i wanted one for my favourite warframe, loki.
the tilde was part of the other randomly generated characters in it.
back when i was a stinky little /b/ poster the people in the fur threads used tripcodes to generate usernames for themselves and i decided i wanted one for my favourite warframe, loki.
the tilde was part of the other randomly generated characters in it.
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Explain your username:
I am addicted to making terrible jokes -> bad joke
I'm dominant in a lesbian relationship/I have a god complex from worldbuilding my campaign world -> goddess
I am addicted to making terrible jokes -> bad joke
I'm dominant in a lesbian relationship/I have a god complex from worldbuilding my campaign world -> goddess
Me at 7007 followers
Adderall isn't enough, prepare the ascension ritual
January 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Me at 7007 followers
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@estherka.bsky.social can't be everywhere at once
Why don’t people simply have their food prepared at home by their attractive partner who is good at cooking?
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@estherka.bsky.social can't be everywhere at once
Astarion: "A she/they, huh? How about you let me she them ti-"
*gets mauled to death*
*gets mauled to death*
January 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Astarion: "A she/they, huh? How about you let me she them ti-"
*gets mauled to death*
*gets mauled to death*
CS:GO announcer voice: "The bomb has been planted."
The third one will not die so cheaply, however.
I have something truly devious in mind for that freaky little thing.
Muhahaha
I have something truly devious in mind for that freaky little thing.
Muhahaha
December 31, 2024 at 11:49 AM
CS:GO announcer voice: "The bomb has been planted."
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much gock I suck a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it.
December 31, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much gock I suck a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it.
Just finished Breaking Bad and I had an awesome time. So many great moments. The constantly crystalyzing chemistry between Walt and Jesse... the heated moment when Walt found a secret admirer's journal... the all-powerful ding dong of Hector... No notes. Best Yaoi of all time.
December 31, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Just finished Breaking Bad and I had an awesome time. So many great moments. The constantly crystalyzing chemistry between Walt and Jesse... the heated moment when Walt found a secret admirer's journal... the all-powerful ding dong of Hector... No notes. Best Yaoi of all time.
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good morning everyone!! 🫶🏻
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 PM
good morning everyone!! 🫶🏻
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when she's good at video games *dick sucking sounds*
when he’s good at video games *dick sucking sounds*
December 10, 2024 at 12:50 AM
when she's good at video games *dick sucking sounds*
Today's session in a nutshell:
Yeah sure, my beloved horny transbian bard, you go get some privacy with those buff female orcs you seduced and have a hot lesbian threesome.
Anyway, as I was saying about the geopolitical implications of the skeleton war...
Yeah sure, my beloved horny transbian bard, you go get some privacy with those buff female orcs you seduced and have a hot lesbian threesome.
Anyway, as I was saying about the geopolitical implications of the skeleton war...
December 9, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Today's session in a nutshell:
Yeah sure, my beloved horny transbian bard, you go get some privacy with those buff female orcs you seduced and have a hot lesbian threesome.
Anyway, as I was saying about the geopolitical implications of the skeleton war...
Yeah sure, my beloved horny transbian bard, you go get some privacy with those buff female orcs you seduced and have a hot lesbian threesome.
Anyway, as I was saying about the geopolitical implications of the skeleton war...
It's disgusting to see all of my fellow Baldurians celebrate the brutal assassination of Lord Gortash. Like many, I've never supported his policies on putting worms in people's heads or holding innocent hostages in a death trap, but violence is never the answer, even against literal death cultists.
December 8, 2024 at 12:49 AM
It's disgusting to see all of my fellow Baldurians celebrate the brutal assassination of Lord Gortash. Like many, I've never supported his policies on putting worms in people's heads or holding innocent hostages in a death trap, but violence is never the answer, even against literal death cultists.
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(atheist femcel who just learned about the foot washing and deer girl stuff in the bible) forgive me lord for i have sinned, i now see your light, i accept Jesus as my savior, i am but a stray lamb under your watchful gaze,,.,,
December 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
(atheist femcel who just learned about the foot washing and deer girl stuff in the bible) forgive me lord for i have sinned, i now see your light, i accept Jesus as my savior, i am but a stray lamb under your watchful gaze,,.,,