John Allison
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John Allison
@badmachinery.com
Cartoonist in Leeds, UK. I brought you such comics as Steeple, Bad Machinery, Giant Days, Scary Go Round, Bobbins, Great British Bump-Off and Solver. The nation's favourite.

https://badmachinery.com
Only relatively, she's 5'1", this height has been consistent since 2019 (for your convenience)
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 AM
"Mr Blobby's Not A Missionary Now"
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I believe all the information is in the text
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The greatest prize of all!!
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Today's big question from my writing session
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I love this film so much
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I don't remember his winter hat... which is not to say he never wore one.
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
That seems a lot more likely. Des isn't rectangular at all! He's all blobby loops.
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It is not, though I freely concede one might struggle to see who it is based on the savage nature of the drawing
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Unhappiness Stan :C
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This is unbrielievable Rob, your jokes are only getting cheddar
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I only recently found the setting that turns the fifty different Clippys off
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I really think that this is the case. Corrections are horrible because people get hurt in the process, and we've all spent 25 years trying to operate in the weird business world where the valuable thing was the thing you gave away. But any road out of that garbage system has to be worth it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Yes, end of summer I hope.
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 AM
It hurts, because we are looking at this tidal wave of slop, or looking away, but all we can do is absent ourselves from the spaces where it dominates. "People" have always loved easily consumable low-value fun. But other "people" have always wanted more than that and worked to find it.
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 AM
This is just the end point of giving everything away for free in the internet era. All of a sudden, the cost of production has got close to the value put on "content" (a word I do not like). I sense a growing understanding among people who care - of all ages - that things of worth cost money again.
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM