austin
@bainard.bsky.social
alleged craft beer knower. jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
they're just mad he assaulted more children than they did
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
they're just mad he assaulted more children than they did
I'd rather be with an Animal in the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I'd rather be with an Animal in the Super Bowl.
i hear robyn and wilco in the grocery. i hit shazam in the grocery now.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i hear robyn and wilco in the grocery. i hit shazam in the grocery now.
i didn’t know the grey cup was today too
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
i didn’t know the grey cup was today too
What made you think anything has changed or improved since 2020?
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
What made you think anything has changed or improved since 2020?
this is true! but also, of course you don't.
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
this is true! but also, of course you don't.
last day for anything resembling tailgating for awhile. get crackin'.
February 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
last day for anything resembling tailgating for awhile. get crackin'.
heavy plow (agriculture 2.0), domestication, phonograph, and maybe i'd put email in there if we'd enacted spam regulation in the 00s.
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
heavy plow (agriculture 2.0), domestication, phonograph, and maybe i'd put email in there if we'd enacted spam regulation in the 00s.