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alleged craft beer knower. jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
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America Must Be Destoyed
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Seattle is a beautiful city with wonderful food and drink and music and people. Thrilled for them.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I know my man @normcharlatan.bsky.social has had a rough fucking year fighting an internal occupation of his city and protecting his family and community. But man am I happy for him and his Seahawks in this moment.
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
acab includes refs
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
if you fall for this i have a bridge to sell you
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
GIVE THE KICKER SOME
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Macbeth (Shakespeare, 1606)
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Drake Maye is making Drake Maye look like Mitch Trubisky
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
they should play the rest of this game with a running clock
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
if you worked on any of these ai commercials just know you’re going to the grave with that on your soul
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Südtirol has the lowest rate of poverty in the EU. Over half of its residents have public transit passes. Unemployment is extremely low. Aside from countless Winter Olympic athletes South Tyrol also boasts Reinhold Messner (first to climb Everest w/o oxygen), and Giorgio Moroder.
Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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austin (heard the bridge to "the window" on the stereo while attempting a customer service interaction) is a game-time decision
December 14, 2023 at 12:58 AM
not even juventus get treated this badly at the san siro
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I want to be as abolitionist as possible when it comes to the carceral state but I also genuinely question whether it's any use reforming the sort of people who actively desire to separate children from their loving families, terrorizing them, not even educating them.
This is Maria, a 6-year-old detained by ICE last year.

She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again.

Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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New newsletter! Switch Night on Tuesday, plus 25 new brews! mailchi.mp/beermiscuous...
Beermiscuous
...a craft beer cafe
mailchi.mp
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
there's a tripartite rift opening up pretty quickly between an exhausted and overworked justice department who keeps hemorrhaging prosecutors and lawyers (esp in MN), a dhs that keeps illegally and wrongly kidnapping people, and federal judges who are getting increasingly tired of dhs's crap.
The top federal prosecutor in Minnesota says his short-staffed office has been abandoning "pressing and important priorities" to manage the flood of immigration cases.

Daniel Rosen says his office is buckling under the crushing weight of emergency lawsuits filed by immigrants detained by ICE.
Top Minnesota prosecutor says ICE cases are sidelining ‘pressing priorities’
The office has been swamped with cases stemming from Operation Metro Surge.
www.politico.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
the first acid house record and one of best. i'm hopping all over this.
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
trading guards for more guards. masterful gambit.
the bulls really went all-in on being unserious, huh
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
the bulls really went all-in on being unserious, huh
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
there should be a two-man version of this, for this specific possibility:
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
looking at the weather apps on my phone and talking to them the way joe pesci talked to the blackjack dealer in casino
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
getting apoplectic because people want an explicitly antifascist political party that also doesn’t demand tinkerbell-esque levels of blind faith is not a serious way to behave toward people who supposedly want to lead the government, or to random folks online.
distinctly american center-left misunderstanding of power, that the democratic party is something we need to support, no matter what they say or do, just because they're the Less Worse option – that WE are failing THEM but not posting (?) enough (?) about how much we love them – is so peculiar
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
i don't think it's fair that if i got specific about these people getting a fraction of what they deserve being visited upon them i would get banned from this app
Yes. Yes! Thank you
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM