austin
@bainard.bsky.social
alleged craft beer knower. jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
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Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
back at it again
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
back at it again
this is such nasty work lmao
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
this is such nasty work lmao
The Tkachuk family barreling into the nicest coffeeshop in Milan and all asking for multi-pump frappuccinos with milks of various consistencies.
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The Tkachuk family barreling into the nicest coffeeshop in Milan and all asking for multi-pump frappuccinos with milks of various consistencies.
go birds
Lol yes. Sorry for the delay.
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
go birds
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Schumann-coded imo
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Schumann-coded imo
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Worth noting that this is the exact economic theory of fascism that would often get you smeared as a class reductionist even by other leftists if you voiced it between 2016 and 2023/4
AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Worth noting that this is the exact economic theory of fascism that would often get you smeared as a class reductionist even by other leftists if you voiced it between 2016 and 2023/4
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Most of our drafts are in the $7-$8 range.
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Most of our drafts are in the $7-$8 range.
unfortunately it's tuberculosis
they should invent a type of consumption that is ethical under capitalism. just spitballing
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
unfortunately it's tuberculosis
these figure skaters needed to be more careful out there, that ice looks slippery
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
these figure skaters needed to be more careful out there, that ice looks slippery
more research is needed
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
more research is needed
it's weird that you can use the side padding as a prop in figure skating now
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
it's weird that you can use the side padding as a prop in figure skating now
when we were assigned to write fiction essays in middle school, i remember multiple teachers threaten to fail us if we wrote in the second person. i guess that's why i'll never write for the atlantic.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
when we were assigned to write fiction essays in middle school, i remember multiple teachers threaten to fail us if we wrote in the second person. i guess that's why i'll never write for the atlantic.
i’ve seen far worse ideas. make your social media experience a self-selecting one.
posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i’ve seen far worse ideas. make your social media experience a self-selecting one.
are they being run by alums from northwestern's associated student government?
Tampa City Council evening session started 5 1/2 hours ago and they are still on agenda item #1
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
are they being run by alums from northwestern's associated student government?
it's important to tell the people that want to make your life worse every day in every way to kiss your ass in ways that they will see and hear
New York City leaders rehung the Pride flag in front of the Stonewall National Monument in a chaotic scene that included an American flag briefly being removed, a rebuke of the Trump administration’s efforts to remove the symbol from federal property.
New York leaders, defying Trump, rehang Stonewall Inn Pride flag in chaotic scene
The Trump administration had removed the LGBTQ+ symbol, citing a policy limiting what can be displayed on federal property.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
it's important to tell the people that want to make your life worse every day in every way to kiss your ass in ways that they will see and hear
This is how I look when I'm tending bar on a busy Saturday night.
I say this every four years but it's wild how long track speed skaters look like they're just out there pleasantly gliding while they're actually pushing their body to the physical limit
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is how I look when I'm tending bar on a busy Saturday night.
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 34-22
record: 34-22
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 34-22
record: 34-22
did this team finally learn how to fucking shoot
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
did this team finally learn how to fucking shoot
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New Beer Wednesday features big drops from Riverlands (BA Barleywine!), Art History, and the return of cans from Skeleton Key! Welcome back!
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
New Beer Wednesday features big drops from Riverlands (BA Barleywine!), Art History, and the return of cans from Skeleton Key! Welcome back!
Love having a city council that treats civil litigation the same way a second grader treats making their bed, eating their broccoli, or wiping their ass.
The surprise rejection by a vote of 18 to 15 was the latest sign that an emboldened City Council fed up with the avalanche of settlements tied to allegations of police wrongdoing is no longer willing to rubber stamp those giant pay-outs.
Finance Committee rejects $8.25M settlement to compensate family of woman killed in high-speed police chase
chicago.suntimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Love having a city council that treats civil litigation the same way a second grader treats making their bed, eating their broccoli, or wiping their ass.
i don't understand why instacart feels the need to constantly beat the shit out of ben stiller on live television but hopefully one of these days he'll learn his lesson
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i don't understand why instacart feels the need to constantly beat the shit out of ben stiller on live television but hopefully one of these days he'll learn his lesson
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Why not set it to End of the Road?
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Why not set it to End of the Road?