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jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
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One of the big issues of our time is seeing 'young people cant afford homes' and 'homeowners cant afford to be taxed more' as two separate problems, rather than the inevitable consequence of an economy built around inflated house prices to placate landlords
Some sympathy for this potentially made up woman but I wonder how the poster feels about the numerous people who would love to be able to call a house their own and form relationships with their neighbours but can't because of the housing market. Does their emotional plea count for anything?
Mumsnet is already on the case.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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what idiot called him chris gaines instead of darth brooks
September 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
*middle schooler mocking his sibling voice* ith thith platform thtill mathively againtht ai or hath it moved more towardth aktheptanthe?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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(richard nixon voice) crown MY ass??
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
every doom and stoner metal band has at least considered covering “the chain” and they’re right to do it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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EVENTS THIS WEEK:
First things first, we'll be closed for Thanksgiving day, normal hours for everything else.

TASTING TUESDAY IS WITH Homewood Brewing! tonight, 5:30-8p!

SATURDAY! 6:30 PM! Watch Northwestern go for win number 7 in the Land of Lincoln Trophy game against Illinois! Go 'Cats!
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
are they saying they're a niche website?
vox media has raised over $400 million in venture capital
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
if someone knows a way to fix 2FA on a multiuser account they would win a nobel peace prize
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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jesus was granted bond in a hearing this morning. we already have folks driving down to brazil, il to pay it and get him home. i cannot thank everybody enough for their generosity. midwest immigration bond fund could use donations to free hundreds of others secure.givelively.org/donate/midwe...
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Young people are absolutely showing up to protests. And this is in spite of the fact that they were taught a couple years ago by an entire generation of boomer administrators that if you protest for Palestinians even once you risk your job, your college education, and your reputation.
My @nytimes.com op-ed: The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/o... (gift link)

The key point: "The absence of young people from conventional protests is both a problem and a warning."
Opinion | The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z?
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
conservative opinion makework houses will shoehorn any culture war issue into their boring, all-consuming terror about native white birth rates. it’s insulting and banal at this point.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
hiring a team of a dozen 19th century welsh children to find and remove the seams of mucus in my lungs, i promise them that the survivors will each receive a shilling.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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in any public fantasy league, you have to be the first person to give your team a stupid name to allow everyone else to do the same.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You've seen me gush about Sharp Pins on here before. They have a show at Schuba's Jan 4 that's $6.50 after fees, which would have been a steal 30 years ago.
01-04-2026 High Five
lh-st.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bang! Back-to-back gongs for the Wildcats.
Northwestern wins the Women's NCAA Field Hockey championship in 2OTs on this goal
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
my unbiased opinion is that this rule sucks big time
I wanted to see this, basically seems if you have a windup the shot has to be no higher than the board on this set piece thing
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
you’d think after 100 years the bears would have evolved opposable thumbs
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i don’t know what’s going around but this cold has found new and exciting ways to absolutely beat my ass every morning for the last week
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Logan Square's Run
A lesser-known Chicago "industry" secret is Middle Brow's ritual killing of its employees the day they turn 27.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM