Bro, stop walking into that thing. Like the first guy had an excuse. Maybe the second guy thought "Oh, he's full now, I can skootch on by." But at this point? Come on man, this is a choice you are making and it is not one that people will respect!

My girl so Marge I call her Simpson

The Beatles, If they were food

John Lemmon: C’mon Waulnut we need to get ready

Waulnut McCartney: Oh don’t be such a sour puss Lemmon! Ringoberry can you lay down a beat?

Ringoberry: No. No don’t tell me what to do. I’m not your Slave and you’re not my master. I don’t dance to your tune. Fuck off

thank grimace it’s friday

Kids are watching this for heavens sake….

Me when a Goatard tries to Lambsplain Basic Sheeponomics to me…

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Pink sphincter

*Me seeing a big rotten mango someone left on the floor of the supermarket*

Hmmm…Dare I?….quite Hegelian…

show/movie concept, title only: Nepautism
Like Nepotism I suppose

I love being called Gringa. Very gender affirming. Also makes me feel like a lady Grinch.

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I love the government
#cananybodyhearme?