Balderdash
@balderdash.bsky.social
I placed my onions
on the floor,
under the window
by the door.
The layers of nuance
caught their eyes,
the day I won
The Turner Prize
on the floor,
under the window
by the door.
The layers of nuance
caught their eyes,
the day I won
The Turner Prize
Compare what happens in your average football match with what Italy captain Michele Lamaro said about Hollie Davidson after Italy’s narrow defeat in Ireland yesterday. Both of them are heroes.
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Compare what happens in your average football match with what Italy captain Michele Lamaro said about Hollie Davidson after Italy’s narrow defeat in Ireland yesterday. Both of them are heroes.
If this is the best shot they’ve published, imagine the state of the rejected pile.
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
If this is the best shot they’ve published, imagine the state of the rejected pile.
Doubt it. Hardly wobbling either.
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Doubt it. Hardly wobbling either.
Pretty bizarre choice really. This was the guy sacked by bottom of the table Wolves after getting 2 points from the first ten games.
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Pretty bizarre choice really. This was the guy sacked by bottom of the table Wolves after getting 2 points from the first ten games.
Spurs fans right now
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Spurs fans right now
Construction of the statue of Jimmy Hill. Rio de Janeiro 1922-31.
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Construction of the statue of Jimmy Hill. Rio de Janeiro 1922-31.
Born on this day 1809: The 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Born on this day 1809: The 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
Who next Spurs fans?
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Who next Spurs fans?
Remembering Burt Reynolds on his birthday
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Remembering Burt Reynolds on his birthday
Can construct a system which enables every person on the planet to travel to the moon but can’t construct a simple sentence.
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Can construct a system which enables every person on the planet to travel to the moon but can’t construct a simple sentence.
Morgan McSweeny sounds like Supergran’s arch enemy.
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Morgan McSweeny sounds like Supergran’s arch enemy.
This, my sweet, is a letter from my solicitor, explaining in full detail, my owl joke. It also tells you to get yourself an owl joke pretty damn quick. Happy Super Bowl day, Ange."
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This, my sweet, is a letter from my solicitor, explaining in full detail, my owl joke. It also tells you to get yourself an owl joke pretty damn quick. Happy Super Bowl day, Ange."
“Superbowl. Owl that’s superb.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
“Superbowl. Owl that’s superb.”
Shogun has some of the finest insults I’ve seen. Here’s just a flavour:
Milk-dribbling fuck smear
Shit-eyed son of a devil’s whore
Pardon me and fuck yourself, you snivelling little shit rag
Black eyed son of a shit fested whore
Milk-dribbling fuck smear
Shit-eyed son of a devil’s whore
Pardon me and fuck yourself, you snivelling little shit rag
Black eyed son of a shit fested whore
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Shogun has some of the finest insults I’ve seen. Here’s just a flavour:
Milk-dribbling fuck smear
Shit-eyed son of a devil’s whore
Pardon me and fuck yourself, you snivelling little shit rag
Black eyed son of a shit fested whore
Milk-dribbling fuck smear
Shit-eyed son of a devil’s whore
Pardon me and fuck yourself, you snivelling little shit rag
Black eyed son of a shit fested whore
Brentford’s amazing run continues which is even more remarkable considering at the start of the season they lost their keeper, captain, best player, leading scorer and manager (Flekken, Nørgaard, Mbuemo, Wissa and Frank).
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Brentford’s amazing run continues which is even more remarkable considering at the start of the season they lost their keeper, captain, best player, leading scorer and manager (Flekken, Nørgaard, Mbuemo, Wissa and Frank).
Marc Almond and Gene Pitney, ‘Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart,’ 1989.
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Marc Almond and Gene Pitney, ‘Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart,’ 1989.
60 today! Happy birthday Mr. Rick Astley.
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
60 today! Happy birthday Mr. Rick Astley.
We witness Japan through the eyes of sailor John Blackthorne played by Cosmo Jarvis who’s great. He looks a lot like Andrew Lincoln and a bit like Dermot O’ Leary and sounds just like Oliver Reed. Perfect casting.
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We witness Japan through the eyes of sailor John Blackthorne played by Cosmo Jarvis who’s great. He looks a lot like Andrew Lincoln and a bit like Dermot O’ Leary and sounds just like Oliver Reed. Perfect casting.
‘Investigators say they will handle the situation carefully but are hoping to find some hard evidence.’
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
‘Investigators say they will handle the situation carefully but are hoping to find some hard evidence.’
Fair enough. Unusual way to settle a game though.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Fair enough. Unusual way to settle a game though.
Started Shogun which is quite marvellous and kudos to the costume department
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Started Shogun which is quite marvellous and kudos to the costume department
‘You should smile more.’
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
‘You should smile more.’
The driving sleet in London is playing havoc with Cucurella’s hair which doesn’t have the same effervescent bounce or vigour that it usually has and coincidentally, neither does Chelsea’s play.
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The driving sleet in London is playing havoc with Cucurella’s hair which doesn’t have the same effervescent bounce or vigour that it usually has and coincidentally, neither does Chelsea’s play.
All football commentators should say ‘Moisés Caicedo’ in the voice of Max from Hart to Hart.
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
All football commentators should say ‘Moisés Caicedo’ in the voice of Max from Hart to Hart.